In a club years ago (The Room at The Top in Ilford for those who know the area) a mate was well the worse for wear and tried to drag some girl onto the dance floor, for which he got a slap round the face. When she went up with someone else he took her handbag from where she'd left it under the table and disappeared for a few minutes.
We were all to drunk to ask him why, but about an hour later while we were in the queue for the lift to take us back to ground level there was a piercing scream from the back, the poor girl had opened her bag for something and found a large turd sitting there. By the time the bouncers got to her we were in the lift on our way down to safety.
Those were the days.
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