As Rats has posted to vent his spleen on his tardy mate, I might as well do the same about the local Police.
Just got back from the shops an hour ago and there are several great big piles of horse droppings in the road outside my gate.
I wouldn't mind so much, but they are, to the inch, on top of last weeks offerings.
Both of us have to drive through the damn stuff to get in the drive.
The mounties are based not far away. It appears they have a particular nag that either cannot control it's bowels beyond our house or has a grudge against me and my family.
I suppose there's some Victorian by-law allowing them to do this but I wish they'd put them in nappies.
I'm not going out with a shovel...I don't want the flaming stuff !
This is the City, we're sophisticated here....not country bumpkins !
Grrr
Ted
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