...Zafira-B...
Only Vauxhall names its cars to sound like nuclear power stations. I'd have to think hard before saying which I'd rather have on my drive.
But that Zafira is the true Vauxhall, the über (small U but would work with a capital too)-Vauxhall, the Vauxhall that says 'I gave life my best shot and life gave me this.' It's best in sun-faded plain red, two of its wheels wearing mismatched pound-shop trims, the other two plain black. If you had one and it caught fire, how hard would you try to put it out?
If you see one that isn't burning, don't look at the people inside. They're not bad people, but the oh-the-humanity feeling that there's simply nothing you can do for them will haunt you. For ever.
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Vauxhall car fires. new
Vauxhall car fires. new
