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Thread Author: Armel Coussine Replies: 15
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 Tue 17 May 16 14:16 
 It wasn't me! - Armel Coussine
Herself has a lurid, dark purple black eye. She has delicate skin, easily bruised. But she hadn't walked into anything let alone been brutalised by nasty old me. She showed me what had happened: she'd given herself a tiny scratch with her little-finger nail, and the shiner had blossomed from that.

I am getting dirty looks in the supermarket, many of them from strapping Sussex blondes who could flatten me with a single back-hander.
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 It wasn't me!   Armel Coussine 17 May 16 14:16
 It wasn't me!   WillDeBeest 17 May 16 14:45
 It wasn't me!   Armel Coussine 17 May 16 14:57
 It wasn't me!   No FM2R 17 May 16 14:59
 It wasn't me!   Armel Coussine 17 May 16 15:06
 It wasn't me!   No FM2R 17 May 16 16:27
 It wasn't me!   legacylad 17 May 16 16:47
 It wasn't me!   Ted 17 May 16 16:53
 It wasn't me!   Runfer D'Hills 17 May 16 17:23
 It wasn't me!   R.P. 17 May 16 17:28
 It wasn't me!   No FM2R 17 May 16 17:29
 It wasn't me!   Runfer D'Hills 17 May 16 17:33
 It wasn't me!   tyrednemotional 17 May 16 17:38
 It wasn't me!   Runfer D'Hills 17 May 16 17:39
 It wasn't me!   Armel Coussine 20 May 16 18:05
 It wasn't me!   rtj70 20 May 16 19:19
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