In my youth (18 - 25) I had thick bushy hair, (Leo Sayer style) and a beard that put ZZ Top to shame. Without a word of a lie, I could wrap it around my neck like a scarf or separate it and pass it through the first two belt holders of my jeans!. I met my first wife whilst I had it, but as soon as we married (aided by insistent step-daughter (13) who aspired to be a hairdresser, and had got through at least a dozen "Girl's World" toys ) it had to go!
Now, I still have a full - Head of hair but a lot thinner on top, no beard, and I get about a month out of a Gillette Pro-glide blade unit.
Forget Tomato-soup, try dipping it in a tin of White gloss Paint!!
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