I've been invited to a hospitality thing at Manchester football ground tomorrow night to eat something and watch them play Paris at football
Now, I have to admit that I've never ever been to a football match before so I'm not quite sure about the protocols.
I take it I won't actually need a vuvuzela or a rattle and I guess it's not essential to have a Manchester scarf? I don't have any 3/4 length trousers either and I don't have any tattoos but I suppose I could roll my jeans up a bit?
I suppose I can keep my trap shut if one of the overpaid oiks starts rolling about in pretence that he's stubbed his toe, or someone pushed him or something, and I can just about remember the words to a football song about it being inadvisable to walk alone or whatever.
I suppose watching anyone who is terribly good at something being very good at it is always going to be some fun anyway, even if I have not the faintest idea who they are or care even less who wins.
Is it normal to clap if someone from the French team kicks the ball particularly accurately or is it the thing to chant something rude at them instead?
It's all very confusing really.
;-)
Last edited by: Runfer D'Hills on Mon 11 Apr 16 at 17:51
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