A vicar once wrote in to the Terry Wogan show to describe how he and his wife had been on holiday in Florence. They had at a desperate moment, only one € coin between them and both wanted to use an autoloo.
Their plan unfolded that Mrs Vicar would use it first and then the Revd would nip in after her before the door slid shut.
Huge mistake apparently as the door closed, the lights went off and the cubicle began to disinfect itself with the vicar inside...
Well, it got worse as apparently somewhat blinded by the disinfectant, soaked to the skin, still desperate for the loo and trapped in pitch darkness he couldn't find a way of opening the door.
Mrs Vicar became concerned after a while but for quite some time, not being aware of her husband's predicament, was outside preventing anyone else from inserting a coin in the slot to open the door.
I clearly remember Wogan reading this out on the radio while I was driving and I damn nearly wet myself laughing at the time.
Last edited by: Runfer D'Hills on Wed 18 Dec 13 at 19:04
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