>> If Labour, Plaid or anyone else I don't vote for come knocking on my door
>> I'll keep them talking. They waste enough of my time so I'm quite prepared to
>> waste some of theirs.
>>
>> The Conservative guy gets told to go to other houses cos he's got my vote
>> already. :-)
My old Gran always used to tell them all she would vote for them but would always tell the Tory that she would definitely vote for him if only she could get to the polling station.
The Tory always took the bait and would always promise her a lift to the polling station on the day. Come polling day the car would arrive and off would go Gran to do her duty.
Now, I know my Gran was a lifelong Labour supporter so I asked her why she always got a lift off the Tory, her reasoning was that, firstly, while the Tory car was taking her to the polls it wasn't being used for a genuine Tory, secondly, the local Tory candidate always had a nice shiny Jag and Gran was always partial to riding in the back of a Jag.......
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