>> >> thinks my sweat smells like cat's pee...
>>
>> What people usually mean when they complain of the smell of cat pee is tomcat
>> territorial spray, no doubt filled with testosterone fragrances.
>>
>> So perhaps castrating madf would solve the pooch-attack problem, you never know. A bit drastic
>> though given that he is undoubtedly still a young man with many reproductive years before
>> him. We don't want the native British to become a minority before their time.
>>
>> Perhaps the ideal solution would be iron leg-warmers modelled on mediaeval armour designs? Any runner
>> worth the dried salt in his armpits would soon get used to them I am
>> sure.
>>
>> :o}
>>
Compliments -even the obviously untrue - are ALWAYS welcome... :-)
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