I couldn't imagine worse way to spend my free time than stuck on a boat being processed through my holiday.
However, I do have a master plan. It would involve some planning but here's how it goes. I'd first of all have to get a convenience divorce from my current wife, purely in order to facilitate the plan you understand.
Then I'd go on a cruise and attempt to recruit and seduce an extremely rich widow ideally in ill health, preferably with a dicky ticker. She would find me apparently charming and erudite and would eventually ( after a week or two at most anyway ) agree to a whirlwind marriage.
Then I'd take her mountain biking, skiing, jogging and climbing. All punctuated with stops for liberal quantities of chips, pizzas and cream cakes...
Within a couple of months the dosh would be mine as she'd have snuffed it and I'd nip home to re-marry my current wife.
Now that could persuade me to go on a cruise !
Can't see too many flaws in the plan eh? ( well, other than maybe having to, y'know the rich widow a couple of times but hey ! ...)
:-)
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