One of Spike Milligan's finest:
The boy stood on the burning deck....
Twit.
And while we're on nursery rhymes....
Jack and Jill went up the hill:
D'you think they went for water?
Jill forgot to take the Pill,
And now they have a daughter.
Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too - he's funny that way.
Last edited by: Avant on Mon 8 Nov 10 at 22:19
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