I also didn't mention the sky-high prices at the dealer, or the time that I got away with being illegally parked in Saffron Walden.
I'd just left it there as bold as brass. A copper came over and I thought "Azure as eggs is eggs, he'll book me!". But he was as good as gold. He just told me to mauve on with a cherry wave! I was lucky.
My mate Ginger had his car towed away and he was marooned. When he went to the pound to reclaim it they told not to do it in fuchsia.
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