A Policeman was walking down the road, and met a tortoise. The tortoise was lying by the kerb, with a black eye and a graze on one cheek and looking very sad.
"What happened to you?" asked the copper.
"I was mugged by two snails and they escaped with my wallet." moaned the Tortoise.
"Did you get a good look at them?" the policeman asked
"No, it all happened too fast!" sighed the Tortoise.
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