Law of Mechanical Repair –
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to
itch and you'll have to pee.
Law of Gravity –
Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least
accessible corner.
Law of the Result –
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will
Law of Probability –
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the
stupidity of your act.
Variation Law –
If you change traffic lanes, the one you were in will always move
faster than the one you are in now.
Law of the Bath –
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
Law of Close Encounters –
The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when
you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
Law of Biomechanics –
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
The Coffee Law –
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you
to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
Murphy's Law of Lockers –
If there are only 2 people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy –
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.
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