You'll see above that I've done away with my ridiculous nom de plume (although I still have the Beast, thank heavens). I am what I am and can't be doing with the complication.
My email address is in the profile section, and anyone can put my name into the France Telecom website and find out exactly where I am. Honesty is the best policy! :-)
Noms de plume can add a bit of humour. For a while (until I decided it was too ostentatious) my BR signature was "L'escargot by name but not by nature".
Careful what you say, why did you not go public on Sunday? - , I could have done with a stopping off point on my (unplanned) drive from Montpellier - Dunkirk on Sunday.