US State papers dating from 1994 released under the Freedom of Information Act reveal that, during the Gulf War, the Pentagon toyed with the idea of developing an aphrodisiac bomb that would cause enemy troops to find each other sexually irresistible. An alternative was to make enemy troops sexually attractive to stinging and biting insects and rodents. They also spent 50 years looking into a Who?Me? stink bomb that would produce smells leading enemy troops to think one of them had farted or suddenly developed bad breath.
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The strangest fact is those responsible for coming up with bright ideas like this were taken seriously, i'd have called for the yellow van and had them taken to a place of safety in a tight fitting coat, together with those who employed them.
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"The strangest fact is those responsible for coming up with bright ideas like this were taken seriously"
The big worry is that all those in high office seem to go this way. Didn't we all know that Greece was going bust and pulling out of the Euro - but it took them a good few months to agree with us simple folk.
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I always wash my hands when Grease is present.
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