Non-motoring > Sorry, but I just have to post this: Miscellaneous
Thread Author: Dog Replies: 39

 Sorry, but I just have to post this: - Dog
www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3838921/Essex-beauty-is-hottest-veggie.html

I'm not really sorry :)
 Sorry, but I just have to post this: - Focusless
Looks like she's got a packet of fags stuffed down the right hand side of her top!
 Sorry, but I just have to post this: - Dog
>>Looks like she's got a packet of fags stuffed down the right hand side of her top<<

Probably a bacon sarnie :-)
 Sorry, but I just have to post this: - Focusless
Some good comments (which I hadn't read when I posted!). Surprised the one right at the bottom is still there... :o
(you have to click on the 'read all xx comments' link to see it)
 Sorry, but I just have to post this: - Dog
>>Surprised the one right at the bottom is still there... :o
(you have to click on the 'read all xx comments' link to see it)<<

Hehe - goddit!
 Sorry, but I just have to post this: - madf
Nice and tasteful ... comment that is..
 Sorry, but I just have to post this: - spamcan61
>> >>Looks like she's got a packet of fags stuffed down the right hand side of
>> her top<<
>>
>> Probably a bacon sarnie :-)
>>

..or her phone....
 Sorry, but I just have to post this: - Dog
>>..or her phone....<<

#?
 Sorry, but I just have to post this: - Old Navy
Green Goddess? Mine had a three litre straight six petrol engine in it, and a Coventry Climax powered petrol auxiliary pump. That is my idea of green.

Pretty girl though.
 Sorry, but I just have to post this: - Dog
>>That is my idea of green<<

You're not a tree hugging yoghurt knitting sandle wearing vegetarian then I take it O/N.

:-)
 Sorry, but I just have to post this: - Old Navy
>>
>> You're not a tree hugging yoghurt knitting sandle wearing vegetarian then I take it O/N.
>>
>> :-)
>>

I occasionally wear sandals but that is as far as it goes. Unless it saves me money.

All this green crap was invented as an excuse for more taxation for the politicians to steal or waste.

 Sorry, but I just have to post this: - Dog
I 'll wager you'd soon know if you had a lentil luvvie aboard when you were 20,000 leagues under the sea!

:)
 Sorry, but I just have to post this: - Old Navy
>> I 'll wager you'd soon know if you had a lentil luvvie aboard when you
>> were 20,000 leagues under the sea!
>>
>> :)
>>

I believe that approval has been given for women to serve in submarines, so glad that it didn't happen in my time.

We once had half a dozen females trapped onboard overnight after a visit, due to bad weather. A real pain to to provide accommodation for them even in a big nuclear boat.
Last edited by: Old Navy on Wed 28 Sep 11 at 16:32
 Sorry, but I just have to post this: - Dog
>>I believe that approval has been given for women to serve in submarines, so glad that it didn't happen in my time<<

I would have a problem with that O/N, not that I'm a male shove in any way, but I just don't believe a sub is any place for a female, I remember in my mobile car tuning days having a punter in the fire station down the ole kent road - pi$$ takers & wind up merchants of the first magnitude! and no place for a female.

I also wonder what type of female wants a career in a submarine or as a firefighter, soldier etc..
 Sorry, but I just have to post this: - Old Navy
>> I also wonder what type of female wants a career in a submarine or as
>> a firefighter, soldier etc..
>>

IMO it is token political correctness to put females in front line operational roles. They can do many of the roles, but should they.
Last edited by: Old Navy on Wed 28 Sep 11 at 20:36
 Sorry, but I just have to post this: - Dutchie
Some females with all the tattoos scare me .>:)

Nice photo Dog pretty girl.
 Sorry, but I just have to post this: - Old Navy
>> Green Goddess? Mine had a three litre straight six petrol engine in it, and a
>> Coventry Climax powered petrol auxiliary pump. That is my idea of green.
>>
>> Pretty girl though.
>>

EDIT:- 4.9 litre straight six. (5mpg). :-)
Last edited by: Old Navy on Wed 28 Sep 11 at 17:02
 Sorry, but I just have to post this: - Bigtee
Miserable cow could at least smile.
 Sorry, but I just have to post this: - RattleandSmoke
I wouldn't say no, providing she doesn't mind me eating a burger or six.
 Sorry, but I just have to post this: - CGNorwich
"she doesn't mind me eating a burger or six."

and end up like this:

1.bp.blogspot.com/_1VnWQLgzUaM/TAVMV6o2SgI/AAAAAAAACdo/EMbCJ3qxYzs/s1600/001_mcdonalds-fat-women3.jpg
 Sorry, but I just have to post this: - Iffy
...I wouldn't say no, providing she doesn't mind me eating a burger or six.

Rats,

I reckon if she said 'yes', you would run a mile.

Or drive a mile, but more slowly.

 Sorry, but I just have to post this: - WillDeBeest
Rats, I reckon if she said 'yes', you would run a mile.

Not after all those burgers, I hope. That much jiggling man-flesh could trigger a public emergency. But somehow I think the world is safe.
 Sorry, but I just have to post this: - DP
I know a couple of very attractive vegetarian women. One arguably more so than the one in the op's link.

I also know a heck of a lot more unattractive ones. The kind who wear brown corduroy skirts, home made jewellery, and seem to walk around in a permanent state of bitter frustration, scowling at any person or idea not conforming to their own rigid guidelines.

Vegetarianism is like most beliefs - absolutely fine and dandy as long as it isn't shoved down other people's throats or used as some kind of moral superiority trip.
 Sorry, but I just have to post this: - Zero
Nah, I am sorry, I really cant be doing with women who cant swallow meat.
 Sorry, but I just have to post this: - Ted

That's disgraceful, Z...I don't know how you can type such stuff..........there should be an apostrophe in can't ! :-p

Quite fancy the pair of them though...the Big Mac girls, I mean.
Where's BBD when he's needed ?

Ted
 Sorry, but I just have to post this: - Dog
>>Quite fancy the pair of them though...the Big Mac girls, I mean<<

What sort of dressing would you want on them Ted?

:-)
 Sorry, but I just have to post this: - Zero
Something white and globby of course. Mayonnaise for example
 Sorry, but I just have to post this: - Ted

Only on the fries, Zedny. You'd need a ruddy big bagful to satisfy them two.




Chips......I mean !

Ted
 Sorry, but I just have to post this: - Dutchie
I know a couple of very attractive vegetarian women. DP.

Are you sure they don't eat meat.? .;)
 Sorry, but I just have to post this: - RattleandSmoke
Just one thing I don't get? What is the point of the article?
 Sorry, but I just have to post this: - Dog
- - - - > She beat hundreds of other hot herbivores across the continent.

She's crowned this year's cutest and most compassionate vegetarian in Europe,
defeating a leaf-loving French student in the final.
 Sorry, but I just have to post this: - swiss tony
>> Just one thing I don't get? What is the point of the article?
>>
1/ Its the Sun.
2/ Its a young lady.
3/ she doesn't have a lot of clothes on.

What more is there left to understand?
 Sorry, but I just have to post this: - RattleandSmoke
Argh, its obviously not a news paper. I guess it is just one up from the Daily Mail, as at least the Sun is honest about what is it about.
 Sorry, but I just have to post this: - Cliff Pope
And it gives the paper the chance to say "anti-rasher flasher", which is very witty.
 Sorry, but I just have to post this: - Iffy
I interviewed a (fully clad) page three model.

At the time, The Sun was making a big thing of only using girls who had not been surgically enhanced.

Thus I had to ask her if her boobs were untouched by the surgeon's scalpel.

Doing this tactfully taxed even my well-honed inquisitorial skills.

So I followed my usual practice, looked her in the eye and asked her straight.

In return, I was rewarded with a straight answer.

I've seen some reporters pussyfoot around difficult questions, probably done it myself.

But the simple, direct approach works best.
 Sorry, but I just have to post this: - Armel Coussine
>> But the simple, direct approach works best.

So, Iffy, was she as nature intended or had she had a couple of bowling balls installed by a wicked surgeon? We are all agog.
 Sorry, but I just have to post this: - Iffy
...So, Iffy, was she as nature intended or had she had a couple of bowling balls installed by a wicked surgeon? We are all agog...

As nature intended - according to her.

Much as I like to check things people say, the only way I could think of to verify the statement would have got me arrested.

 Sorry, but I just have to post this: - Armel Coussine

>> As nature intended - according to her.

Let us believe the lady then, in the absence of an informed observer's judgment. My question was a bit coarse actually.
 Sorry, but I just have to post this: - bathtub tom
Reminds me of an incident long ago.

A well endowed wife of a friend 'embarrassed' me whilst I stood at a bar to order drinks. I turned round with a pint in each hand and said "hold these for me please while I have a wee".

She took a pint in each hand and I quickly palmed her assets and said 'weeeee'.

They were definitely original.

She didn't pour the beer over me, I couldn't object if she had, but after her initial embarrassment, admitted she'd deserved it.

She eventually became a barrister and could've probably sued the backside off me.
Last edited by: VxFan on Wed 5 Oct 11 at 00:56
 Sorry, but I just have to post this: - RattleandSmoke
Why did she deserve it? Sorry I am being a bit simple here, need my sleep but it is not happening for an hour or so.

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