Non-motoring > Jacko raids petrol station in Surrey. Miscellaneous
Thread Author: VxFan Replies: 4

 Jacko raids petrol station in Surrey. - VxFan
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/surrey/8601529.stm

Can anyone think of any Jackson songs that are apt for the crime?

Here's a few to get you started.

Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough
Wanna Be Startin' Somethin' (his car presumably?)
I Just Can't Stop Loving Robbing You
Smooth Criminal
 Jacko raids petrol station in Surrey. - Aaron C. Rescue
I'm assuming he ordered the staff to "Get On the Floor" before he decided to "Beat it", driving off like a "Speed Demon".

The police were doubtless in hot pursuit, saying that they "Can't Let Her Get Away", but unfortunately the crim was "Gone Too Soon".

;)

 Jacko raids petrol station in Surrey. - Iffy
It makes no difference if you're Black or White, whoever did this is Bad.
 Jacko raids petrol station in Surrey. - Zero
As he has been dead for a year, I wonder if he looked like he did in thriller?
 Jacko raids petrol station in Surrey. - Bellboy

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