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New Thu 1 Apr 10 07:20 
 I've just traded in my petrol car for a diesel car - L'escargot
As if I would.
April Fool!
;-)

moved to non-motoring as some of the motoring content has drifted away
Last edited by: VxFan on Thu 1 Apr 10 at 10:22
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New Thu 1 Apr 10 07:39 
 I've just traded in my petrol car for a diesel car - Iffy
...April fool....

Land Rover tops reliability table

HJ and Car4play sites merge

Half-price fuel on the way in surprise tax cut

Multi-billion pound road improvement scheme announced

Inner city parking charges scrapped

No recalls for Toyota this week


Any more for any more?

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New Thu 1 Apr 10 07:46 
 I've just traded in my petrol car for a diesel car - MD
Swear filter scrapped!
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New Thu 1 Apr 10 07:50 
 I've just traded in my petrol car for a diesel car - Iffy
No more effin' and blindin' pledges Devonian builder. :)

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New Thu 1 Apr 10 07:52 
 I've just traded in my petrol car for a diesel car - MD
Ex Builder. Had it away on the Lotto last night.
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New Thu 1 Apr 10 08:33 
 I've just traded in my petrol car for a diesel car - BobbyG
pothole repair team scrapped due to lack of work
police reopen motorway immediately after crash
scientific proof that premium fuels are worth the extra cost
all car production to cease apart from Mondeo Estates

and.......

Rattle looks back on 5 years of Panda ownership without a single complaint or worry.... :)
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New Thu 1 Apr 10 08:38 
 I've just traded in my petrol car for a diesel car - Focusless
"The BMW Political Roundel Attachment Tag (PRAT)"
www.bmw.co.uk/bmwuk/about/news/0,,1156__181258900_,00.html
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New Thu 1 Apr 10 09:07 
 I've just traded in my petrol car for a diesel car - madf
Five supermodels knock on my door and say they want me for my body and good looks..
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New Thu 1 Apr 10 09:37 
 I've just traded in my petrol car for a diesel car - Zero
>> Five supermodels knock on my door and say they want me for my body and
>> good looks..

A good april fool joke has to have the slightest link to reality. Thats not a good one.
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New Thu 1 Apr 10 09:48 
 I've just traded in my petrol car for a diesel car - Iffy
...A good April fool joke has to have the slightest link to reality....

Zero buys a bus pass. :)
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New Thu 1 Apr 10 10:07 
 I've just traded in my petrol car for a diesel car - Dog
SuBo is revealed to really be Lord Lucan.
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New Thu 1 Apr 10 11:40 
 I've just traded in my petrol car for a diesel car - Fursty Ferret
A few years back I liberated some council letterheads and published a planning notice in my local village announcing that in view of European harmonisation, Pound Street was to be renamed Euro Street.

The address for complaints was:
Monsieur Avois Dupois,
32 Rue de Remarques,
Paris

When I went down later that day it was being discussed with fury in every shop, and I felt sorry for the receptionist at Devon County Council that day... if they ever find out it was me, I'll be lynched.
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New Thu 1 Apr 10 12:22 
 I've just traded in my petrol car for a diesel car - Zero
well we now know, for a small consideration however.........
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