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Thread Author: Roger. Replies: 99

 Which TV presenter has the most annoying voice? - Roger.
Two nominations: Jules Hudson (Escape to the Country)
Jenny Bond (Almost everything else!).
 Which TV presenter has the most annoying voice? - R.P.
That truly dreadful man, Nicholas Witchell - his fawning, and subtle, subliminal claims to be a Royal insider when we all know he's hated by them.
 Which TV presenter has the most annoying voice? - Runfer D'Hills
Lorraine Kelly. Just dreadful. No I'm not being racist 'cos I'm one too....

My wife insists on putting her morning programme on in the kitchen. Quite spoils my muesli.
 Which TV presenter has the most annoying voice? - Iffy
Anyone mind if I drift the thread a little to include radio?

The voice of Colin Murray on 5Live grates on me.

I enjoy the 7pm weeknight sports programmes, and his patter is OK.

But his thickish Irish accent gets on my nerves.

 Which TV presenter has the most annoying voice? - R.P.
Oh if we're including the radio - that dreadful actor who plays the rich farmer's gay step-son (Adam) in the Archers - have you ever heard a son of the soil speak with such a dreadful upper class accent ?
 Which TV presenter has the most annoying voice? - Manatee
The nit on Road Wars - I can't watch it.
 Which TV presenter has the most annoying voice? - captain chaos
Aye, Manatee.
Mark Lamarr isn't too keen on him either
 Which TV presenter has the most annoying voice? - Kevin
BBC Business Editor Robert Peston by a country mile.

His exaggerated mannerisms and affected voice make me cringe.
 Which TV presenter has the most annoying voice? - R.P.
Agreed Kevin, his delivery is painfully slow when live.
 Which TV presenter has the most annoying voice? - Stuartli
>>His exaggerated mannerisms and affected voice make me cringe.>>

As far as I'm concerned, he's the winner by the proverbial mile...
 Which TV presenter has the most annoying voice? - Mike Hannon
We used to call Nicholas Witchell 'the poisoned carrot'.
I think almost all young women's voices on radio and TV these days are appalling. A bit like the dreadful 'entertainment leader' we had on a Thomson cruise about a decade ago.
One of the few exceptions to this sweeping generalisation is Radio 4's Caroline Wyatt - whom I find soothing in the extreme, maybe because I once had a close friend with a voice very much like hers...
 Which TV presenter has the most annoying voice? - Stuartli
>>One of the few exceptions to this sweeping generalisation is Radio 4's Caroline Wyatt - whom I find soothing in the extreme, maybe because I once had a close friend with a voice very much like hers...>>

Is she the same person who is Defence Correspondent for BBC News? If so, she does have a very soothing voice.
 Which TV presenter has the most annoying voice? - Iffy
...Is she the same person who is Defence Correspondent for BBC News? If so, she does have a very soothing voice...

Wiki seems to think so.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caroline_Wyatt

The writer of the article comments: "Wyatt has an unusually low-pitched voice."

 Which TV presenter has the most annoying voice? - Stuartli
>>Wiki seems to think so.>>

Yes, that's correct. Caroline did a longish spell in Afghanistan recently covering the work and involvement of UK troops.
 Which TV presenter has the most annoying voice? - R.P.
Unusual these days, a well informed, articulate and well connected reporter. She knows her Mastiff from her Ridgeback....
 Which TV presenter has the most annoying voice? - Fullchat
>>One of the few exceptions to this sweeping generalisation is Radio 4's Caroline Wyatt - whom I find soothing in the extreme, maybe because I once had a close friend with a voice very much like hers...>>

Is she the same person who is Defence Correspondent for BBC News? If so, she does have a very soothing voice.

I keep looking for the Adams Apple.
Last edited by: Fullchat on Sat 18 Jun 11 at 23:45
 Which TV presenter has the most annoying voice? - Manatee
Why is anybody who thinks there are two aitches in aitch allowed to be a radio or television presenter? Or anyone who thinks "going to" is pronounced "gunner" (Sarah Montague). Or anyone who thinks "harassed" should be pronounced harassed.

I will go and stand in pedants' corner for a while. I know I've done a bad thing.
 Which TV presenter has the most annoying voice? - captain chaos
The surest way to the top of the ladder in TV and radio these days is an inability to pwonounce wour aahs
 Which TV presenter has the most annoying voice? - busbee
John Humphreys (sp?) on Radio 4 during early morning. He must dominate everything and interrupt everybody.
 Which TV presenter has the most annoying voice? - busbee
Or, for TV, Richard Dimblebee, ditto reason. Not a patch off his dad.
 Which TV presenter has the most annoying voice? - R.P.
I've ranted about them before - time for the pension book.
 Which TV presenter has the most annoying voice? - Londoner
Don't know if he qualifies as a presenter, but Brian Sewell has the most irritating voice that I've heard on a semi-regular basis on TV.

Found this funny though -
preview.tinyurl.com/6bbty9r (Daily Mash)
 Which TV presenter has the most annoying voice? - ....
Jeremy Vine, face for radio and part-time Panorama and Eggheads presenter.
The way he naisally talks down at people just makes me want to put a chair through the screen.
 Which TV presenter has the most annoying voice? - R.P.
I thought it was just me.
 Which TV presenter has the most annoying voice? - VxFan
In no particular order.

Paul O'Grady.

Kate Humble.

Vicki Butler-Henderson.
 Which TV presenter has the most annoying voice? - R.P.
Hamster.
 Which TV presenter has the most annoying voice? - Stuu
Matt Allwright or Nicky Campbell.
 Which TV presenter has the most annoying voice? - R.P.
That Allwright has a face you wouldn't tire of slapping. And the way he jumps on the pillion of that bike.....
 Which TV presenter has the most annoying voice? - BiggerBadderDave
"Paul O'Grady"

Yeah, he makes me want to put a pillow over his face and slowly smother him.

"I'm from Birkenhead, me"

We know, you twot, you mention it every second sentence.
 Which TV presenter has the most annoying voice? - MD
>> Jeremy Vine, face for radio and part-time Panorama and Eggheads presenter.
>> The way he naisally talks down at people just makes me want to put a
>> chair through the screen.
>>
Concur.

Add most of Radio Devon's daytime presenters.
 Which TV presenter has the most annoying voice? - MD
Oh! and Steve Wright. Biggest *ratt on Radio.
 Which TV presenter has the most annoying voice? - corax
Chris Evans. I hear him, I see him and the nightmare is complete.

EDIT - Oh my God MD, Steve Wright, I cannot stand him. Luckily we don't have to look at him very often.
Last edited by: corax on Sat 18 Jun 11 at 21:29
 Which TV presenter has the most annoying voice? - R.P.
I have to say - I took a dislike to Evans when I first clapped eyes on him....but I have to concede that his morning programme is quite good. Vanessa Feltz.....witch. Richard Madeley........a sort of Blair without the brain.
Last edited by: Pugugly on Sat 18 Jun 11 at 21:37
 Which TV presenter has the most annoying voice? - corax
Off topic slightly, but of garden presenters I'm not keen on Titchmarsh. Not so much his voice as his style of gardening. And his perfect potting shed that I could live in with room to spare. Yeah, we've all got one of those around the back. Much prefer Monty Don. I read that he did suffer from depression and mood swings that his wife says made him unbearable, but in a way that made me like him more - beware the dark side of the Don :), whereas Titchmarsh always seems to be a bit of a lightweight.
 Which TV presenter has the most annoying voice? - Stuartli
>>I read that he did suffer from depression and mood swings that his wife says made him unbearable, but in a way that made me like him more - beware the dark side of the Don :>>

She was being a bit hard on him it would seem:

tinyurl.com/6esgr8r

tinyurl.com/6hpbxbo

Thoroughly enjoyed his series Around the World in 80 Gardens.
 Which TV presenter has the most annoying voice? - BiggerBadderDave
John Bentley and his put-on, affected voice. No body in real life talks like that - like they're straining on the toilet.

There aren't many things that would make me switch off a show about gadgets fronted by two hot chicks in miniskirts - but he does.
 Which TV presenter has the most annoying voice? - Runfer D'Hills
My ex-wife's sister. (Boy she was fit but that's another story.) Anyway, she was brought up in Edinburgh but went to Brighton Uni and subsequently went to work in London in the media world.

When she was 17 she had a noticeably Scottish accent. Not rough but noticeable. Think Kirsty Wark / Andrew Marr / Euan McGregor for some examples. Perfectly adequate for clear communication and what's more her natural speaking voice.

By the time she was 22 she spoke like a female Jon Bentley. Why do people do that?

 Which TV presenter has the most annoying voice? - R.P.
You've mentioned Kirsty Wark - I don't believe it....!
 Which TV presenter has the most annoying voice? - Runfer D'Hills
Why, is she some kind of ambition of your's or what?

:-)
 Which TV presenter has the most annoying voice? - R.P.
Me ? No !

:-)
 Which TV presenter has the most annoying voice? - smokie
Does Janet Street Porter qualify? And despite me sounding somewhat similar, I find Jonathan Ross irritating...
 Which TV presenter has the most annoying voice? - R.P.
Yes both can be taken to Room 101.
 Which TV presenter has the most annoying voice? - Crankcase
Alvar Liddell I find a tad annoying, but Ted Lowe repeats himself so much!
 Which TV presenter has the most annoying voice? - R.P.
Brian Perkins....brilliant radio voice. Jimmy (Old as Methuselah) Young.....pensioned off thankfully.
 Which TV presenter has the most annoying voice? - CGNorwich
Tony Blackburn
 Which TV presenter has the most annoying voice? - Manatee
Charlotte Green must be the female equivalent of Brian Perkins.
 Which TV presenter has the most annoying voice? - CGNorwich
Nothing wrong with her voice but the statement "here is the the news read by Fenella Fudge" always makes me laugh
 Which TV presenter has the most annoying voice? - corax
Or one of the Look East reporters "Debbie Tubby has been in Frinton to find out"
 Which TV presenter has the most annoying voice? - Ted

Dominic Littlewood....bit too East End for me...I think.

Mark Williams.......Black Country yowler !

Like the programmes and the blokes...not the voices.
Can't listen to O'Grady and not too keen on Lorraine......bit too Scottish.

Pleasure to hear Brian Sewell. Antonio Carlucci and Francesco Di Mosto.
Dr Lucy Worsley...Wowee, first class educated crumpet of the highest order !

Can't be doing with Linda Snell in the Archers......sneery and patronising.

Ted
 Which TV presenter has the most annoying voice? - R.P.
Ah the fragrant Charlotte of "cross flannel cherry" fame...!
 Which TV presenter has the most annoying voice? - Manatee
>> Ah the fragrant Charlotte of "cross flannel cherry" fame...!
>>

She had a bit of a moment here, as well - but what a lovely voice.

www.guardian.co.uk/media/audio/2008/mar/28/charlotte.green
Last edited by: Manatee on Sun 19 Jun 11 at 10:42
 Which TV presenter has the most annoying voice? - Avant
Another vote for (or rather against) Robert Peston - yuk. It's the talking down to you as much as the tone which annoys.

I'm surprised that Fenella Fudge changed her name, presumably on marriage: she was Fenella Hadingham before which suited her very pleasant up-market voice well.

Again on a positive note, Susan Rae (Radio 4 newsreader) is very pleasant to listen to. I'd guess she's from the Edinburgh, Fife or Dundee regions.
 Which TV presenter has the most annoying voice? - BiggerBadderDave
"I'm surprised that Fenella Fudge changed her name"

She should change her first name to Fingerov.
 Which TV presenter has the most annoying voice? - Dutchie
I'm not so keen on the BBC breakfast man what his name? B Turnballs always has that smirkey look or is it smerkey ?

Lovely name Fenella Fudge its making me pekish.:)
 Which TV presenter has the most annoying voice? - Meldrew
No Contest! The incomprehensible Neil Oliver - I need subtitles!
 Which TV presenter has the most annoying voice? - R.P.
No he's good....informed, educated and engaging...
 Which TV presenter has the most annoying voice? - Meldrew
Totally agree but it is not easy to understand the knowledge he is trying share with us!
 Which TV presenter has the most annoying voice? - BiggerBadderDave
Any Irish presenter who says "noy" instead of "now"
 Which TV presenter has the most annoying voice? - Iffy
...Any Irish presenter who says "noy" instead of "now"...

Any Irish presenter who says anything. :)

Last edited by: Iffy on Sun 19 Jun 11 at 09:13
 Which TV presenter has the most annoying voice? - Dutchie
Eamon Andrews? And the girl who sits opposite him I call her chucky lips can't remember her name.
 Which TV presenter has the most annoying voice? - Runfer D'Hills
I want to know more about the PU / Kirsty Wark thing...
 Which TV presenter has the most annoying voice? - smokie
Isn't Eamonn dead by now?
 Which TV presenter has the most annoying voice? - Dutchie
Sorry my mistake smokie I mean the chap on sky television apologies.
 Which TV presenter has the most annoying voice? - Dutchie
Eamon Holmes.
 Which TV presenter has the most annoying voice? - nyx2k
lucy alexander on homes under the hammer.

extremely annoying voice that seems to be always on the edge of shouting, extremely bad autocue reading, the hand mannerisms that i truly hate and would dearly love to cut them off for her. she must surely win an award for the most useless and false persona on television
 Which TV presenter has the most annoying voice? - Manatee
James Naughtie is a total windbag. His longest question was reportedly 184 words.

But he redeemed himself here, with a slip that was unbelievably repeated shortly afterwards by Andrew Marr commenting on it - (naughty word alert)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGFoflEDnzE
 Which TV presenter has the most annoying voice? - Roger.
Ah- Lucy - she is, however, a gorgeous bint!
Last edited by: Roger on Sun 19 Jun 11 at 11:13
 Which TV presenter has the most annoying voice? - Roger.
I've just thought of another real horror - Esther Rancid!
 Which TV presenter has the most annoying voice? - Dutchie
Jeremie Hunt.I bet he meant his mistake Manatee he is one isn't he?
 Which TV presenter has the most annoying voice? - Manatee
>> Jeremie Hunt.I bet he meant his mistake Manatee he is one isn't he?

I'm not going to be drawn on that one, though a "Culture Secretary" seems a bit of a luxury to me.

He blamed it on Dr Spooner, but there has been some speculation as to whether Freud came into it more.
 Which TV presenter has the most annoying voice? - Dutchie
What would we do without Sigmund Freud still can't work out what he was on about.
 Which TV presenter has the most annoying voice? - Duncan
>> No he's good....

No he's not. Totally Scotland obsessed.
 Which TV presenter has the most annoying voice? - Dog
I really can't stand the voice of the geezer who announces the programs on Radio 4 at the weekend.

He's just bin on :(
 Which TV presenter has the most annoying voice? - WillDeBeest
Neil Nuñez, I think he is. His voice is certainly distinctive, but I'm still not sure it's 'right' for R4.

Susan Rae has a lovely, clear voice but attracted some bizarrely appalling reactions when she first appeared in the 1980s. One I remember - and I'm only slightly paraphrasing - went "I am English. I do not expect to have to listen to a Scottish accent on the BBC."

R4 listeners' love for Charlotte Green only increases when she gets the giggles. The News Quiz saves up the rude cuttings for her appearances in the hope of setting her off.
 Which TV presenter has the most annoying voice? - Armel Coussine
BBC1 news at ten woman who interviewed the D of E.

She looks fine and there's nothing wrong with her voice. It's the jaunty collusiveness of her style and delivery. She always looks as if she's just about to wink, and I live in fear that one day, after announcing the start of a nuclear war or that a huge asteroid is about to wipe out all life on our planet, she will.
 Which TV presenter has the most annoying voice? - Mike Hannon
>>Add most of Radio Devon's daytime presenters. <<
Do they still have that twerp who used to present a record request show on Sunday mornings? He had the most manufactured Deb'n accent I've ever heard. My westcountry persona is 100 per cent real of course.
I may have mentioned on here before that I once (mistakenly) fancied a career in BBC regional broadcasting but I was quietly advised that my Somerset accent would not be acceptable. How times change.

Anyway, now I come to think of it, it isn't just Caroline Wyatt who pleases me. I had a girlfriend decades ago who had an even lower voice than hers, so that may have something to do with it. Last I heard she had six children (my ex-girlfriend, not Caroline) so I was right at the time in believing she had no gender issues. I had forgotten about the pleasure of hearing CG. Three years ago I went to Sussex to test drive a Honda NSX targa that the dealer described as 'charlotte green'!
Peter Donaldson (an old hand like Brian Perkins) still pops up on the Newsquiz sometimes, I'm pleased to say.
And Kathy Clugston's accent is actually a help when I'm listening to the 5.30am headlines with an earpiece in the ipod.
 Which TV presenter has the most annoying voice? - apm
I agree with the voiced dislike of most of Radio 2's DJ's these days, and definitely Peston (SOO DULL!), but save my petulence for the sub-human life form that does the meant-to-be-amusing-patronising-I'm-so-clever put downs on come dine with me. In fact I nominate the whole programme as being a hatefule egofest thinly disguised as having something to do with cooking. I avoid it, but unfortunately the wife likes it, so it's on quite alot. I usually run from the room, but sometimes have to remain for the morbid fascination of it all.

I really like Neil Nunez from R4 though (glad I know his name now), very soothing, almost like a massage for the ears. And Charlotte Green is just wonderful, a voice like melted chocolate.

Cheers,

Alex.
 Which TV presenter has the most annoying voice? - boolean
Alan Green on 5 live. Can't bear it.

Someone else mentioned 'gonna'. Makes me spit. Also the 'lore of the land'; banks are a lore unto themselves', etc. Grrrrrrr.

 Which TV presenter has the most annoying voice? - Roger.
"Seckerterry"!
"Garridge"
YUK!!
Last edited by: Roger on Tue 21 Jun 11 at 20:02
 Which TV presenter has the most annoying voice? - Runfer D'Hills
Edwood Woodwood

It's EdwaRd WoodwaRd

:-)

Edit - Or it was, but he's bran bread in'e
Last edited by: Humph D'Bout on Tue 21 Jun 11 at 20:07
 Which TV presenter has the most annoying voice? - Roger.
"Edward Milliband" - dreadful however you say it!
 Which TV presenter has the most annoying voice? - Runfer D'Hills
Well, while I wasn't his biggest fan I did feel sorry for our erstwhile Prime Minister being constantly referred to by the media as Tony Bleh

It's a Scots name and it is pronounced Blay-ir
Last edited by: Humph D'Bout on Tue 21 Jun 11 at 20:29
 Which TV presenter has the most annoying voice? - Bromptonaut
Steve Nolan is the one who gets my goat but actually it's not so much the accent as the ability to create a debate he cannot control.

 Which TV presenter has the most annoying voice? - Alanovich
>> Edwood Woodwood
>>
>> It's EdwaRd WoodwaRd

The man himself once said that his name sounded like passing wind in a tin bath.
Last edited by: Alanović on Wed 22 Jun 11 at 10:56
 Which TV presenter has the most annoying voice? - Bromptonaut
>> "Seckerterry"!
>> "Garridge"
>> YUK!!

Seckerterry is like nucular - miss pronunciation. Garridge is where you keep the car. Unless you're a southern pon*e who keeps it in the garaaage along with the machine for mowing the grraaas. And after sorting the lawn you take a baaath
 Which TV presenter has the most annoying voice? - Manatee
Well said Bromp. Ga-raaajjjj in my Yorkshire accent sounds reight affected.

While we're here can I include 'our' pronounced 'are'?
 Which TV presenter has the most annoying voice? - Runfer D'Hills
On the contrary, I like my presenters to be prepared to utter all 26 letters of the alphabet including h and r, and to differentiate between the possible pronuciations of vowels.

I want to hear the difference between "witch" and "which", "hut" and "hoot", "bat" and "bath".

It's not hard. In most cases it is after all their native language.

:-0
 Which TV presenter has the most annoying voice? - Dutchie
Yorkshire out for nout.I used to like to listen to Freddy Trueman broad yorkshire accent.
 Which TV presenter has the most annoying voice? - Hard Cheese

Alan Carr ...

 Which TV presenter has the most annoying voice? - Bobbin Threadbare
Anyone with a real oikey southern accent, like all of those people on the Gadget Show.
 Which TV presenter has the most annoying voice? - TheManWithNoName
I dislike intensly the voice of the woman who voices over the Masterchef series.

Her soft fawning is hateful.

I feel like throwing my TV out if I hear her say an exaggerated 'jus' when describing gravy!
 Which TV presenter has the most annoying voice? - Roger.
+1 here - I'd forgotten her!
 Which TV presenter has the most annoying voice? - Armel Coussine
Stephen Fry is a talented fellow and he was very good indeed as Jeeves and in Fry & Laurie.

When he does voiceover or commentary for travelogues, nature programmes or history stuff he absolutely infuriates me. Sounds like a very thick primary school teacher talking down to a bunch of five-year-olds who are smarter than he is (there are many such in real life).
 Which TV presenter has the most annoying voice? - Runfer D'Hills
I met him ( Stephen Fry ) in a multi storey car park in Soho a couple of months ago. Well I say met, he nodded to me when I grinned in mildly surprised and slightly starstruck recognition.

It must hack these people off really. Being stared at.
Last edited by: Humph D'Bout on Wed 22 Jun 11 at 16:17
 Which TV presenter has the most annoying voice? - Runfer D'Hills
Tony Blackburn
 Which TV presenter has the most annoying voice? - VxFan
Brian Blessed.

well its actually my mum that can't stand his voice.

Because of that I occasionally try and put on his voice and shout "Gordon's alive" or "buy me now and pay no VAT"
 Which TV presenter has the most annoying voice? - Bobbin Threadbare
Oh my goodness I always do that 'Gordon's alive!' thing whenever I meet someone called Gordon. Not out loud, obviously.
 Which TV presenter has the most annoying voice? - Focusless
>> I dislike intensly the voice of the woman who voices over the Masterchef series.

Drives Mrs F up the wall too.
 Which TV presenter has the most annoying voice? - henry k
Matthew Cain
 Which TV presenter has the most annoying voice? - The Melting Snowman
Definitely, without a second's hesitation, Robert Peston.
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