Perhaps we can improvise a bouncing telly-bomb out of a plastic polypin and a few kilos of semtex Zero.
I used to have a pneumatic machine gun that fired pingpong balls. Kept it in the sitting room for the prime minister on TV (Lord Home at the time I seem to remember, Baillie Vass as Private Eye ingeniously dubbed him). Trouble was, I couldn't resist giving the cat a bit of infantry training too, poor animal. Fortunately the weapon soon wore out, but I still miss it.
Last edited by: Armel Coussine on Mon 2 May 11 at 20:44
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