Non-motoring > Look after your car, or it will let you down. Miscellaneous
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New Mon 4 Apr 11 08:31 
 Look after your car, or it will let you down. - Dog
Automobile ========================= Human Body
Engine =========================== Circulatory system
Cylinders ========================== Mitochondria
Oil pump ========================== Heart
Oil ============================== Blood with cholesterol
Oil filter =========================== Liver
Water coolant ========================Lymph
Computer ========================== Brain & memory
Sensors ============================ Nervous system
Gasoline =========================== Food
Warning lights ======================== Pain
Headlights ========================== Eyes
Air filter ============================Nose, bronchial tubes
Thermostat =========================== Hypothalamus
Chassis ============================= Skeleton
Tires =============================== Hands and feet
Catalytic converter ====================== Kidneys
Horn =============================== Voice
Vinyl roof ============================ Hair
Sheet steel & paint ====================== Skin
Windshield washer fluid =================== Tears
Exhaust system ======================== Intestines
Tailpipe ============================= Colon
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New Mon 4 Apr 11 09:03 
 Look after your car, or it will let you down. - Fursty Ferret
My body doesn't have a really irritating rattle from the heater controls when it's cold, though.
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New Mon 4 Apr 11 09:12 
 Look after your car, or it will let you down. - CGNorwich

I lost my vinyl roof years ago
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New Mon 4 Apr 11 09:28 
 Look after your car, or it will let you down. - Dog
My computer should have been reformatted years ago!
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New Mon 4 Apr 11 10:09 
 Look after your car, or it will let you down. - bathtub tom
>>I lost my vinyl roof years ago

Mine looks like it's been through the monkey enclosure at the safari park. ;>(
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New Mon 4 Apr 11 10:13 
 Look after your car, or it will let you down. - Zero
I dont smell of wet labrador.
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New Mon 4 Apr 11 10:29 
 Look after your car, or it will let you down. - Old Navy
I bet your car does.
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New Mon 4 Apr 11 10:34 
 Look after your car, or it will let you down. - Zero
you'll get poor odds on that bet ON!
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