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New Thu 24 Mar 11 16:58

H&S has really gone mad - Pat

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Pat

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New Thu 24 Mar 11 17:13

H&S has really gone mad - Hard Cheese

Es casi 1 Abril ...

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New Thu 24 Mar 11 17:26

H&S has really gone mad - BobbyG

can hear the cogs in BBDs brain working.....

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New Thu 24 Mar 11 17:28

H&S has really gone mad - Zero

thats not his brain...

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New Thu 24 Mar 11 17:28

H&S has really gone mad - Pat

I have been asked today by a well respected lorry driver if they have to wear them 'at all times' :)

Pat

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New Thu 24 Mar 11 17:29

H&S has really gone mad - Zero

Yeah - did you see the girls had "tailored" them?

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New Thu 24 Mar 11 17:34

H&S has really gone mad - John H

>> Yeah - did you see the girls had "tailored" them?
>>

They do need them to keep the sun off their backs:
www.theregister.co.uk/2009/04/27/madrid_street_view/

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New Thu 24 Mar 11 17:37

H&S has really gone mad - Pat

Doncaster lorry park used to be like that before they closed it down:)

It always confused them when a female answered the knock on the cab door though.

Pat

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New Thu 24 Mar 11 20:46

H&S has really gone mad - Harleyman

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>> It always confused them when a female answered the knock on the cab door though.
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>> Pat
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I remember a classic tale about that, allegedly at the notorious Flying Sausage in Northampton, but could've been anywhere.

Driver had his wife with him, parked up, bedded down for the night. About an hour later, therer's a knock on the cab door. Driver opens window an inch, to tell prostitute to clear off.

Prostitute; "D'you fancy some business, darlin'?"

Driver; "I've got me wife with me".

Silence for a few seconds........

Prostitute; "Don't suppose she fancies a three-some?"

Gotta give the girl top marks for enterprise! :-)

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New Thu 24 Mar 11 20:50

H&S has really gone mad - Bromptonaut

>> I remember a classic tale about that, allegedly at the notorious Flying Sausage in Northampton,

The place on St Andrew's road by the station? Drive past every day but never knew of it's notoriety!!

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New Thu 24 Mar 11 20:53

H&S has really gone mad - Stuu

I never knew that either. Used to live over in Semilong and you saw a few business ladies about from time to time, always concentrated on the industrial estate opposite the Sausage, there every night.

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New Thu 24 Mar 11 22:49

H&S has really gone mad - Dave_

>> a classic tale

On the cabs we had a female customer who liked to drink in the pub next to the town centre lorry park, she would often call a cab home at an unearthly hour of the morning.

One night I had to pick her up from the usual spot at the lorry park entrance, she got in the cab then realised she'd left her purse behind. She got out and walked over to the row of parked trucks before disappearing from view between two of them. Ten minutes later she reappeared, waved at me and shouted the words "wrong one!" before going to knock on the next truck along...

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