Now that Winter is behind us and Spring is in the air, a young mans thoughts often turn to ...
What I propose is a virtual gym whereby members arise at 6-00am for exercise in the virtual yard followed by a cold shower before breakfast.
I put forward Martin Devon as the physical education instructor.
Carnal Cuisine could furnish us with the history of Health and Efficiency.
There would have to be a small membership fee of £123 per quarter which I would kindly volunteer to collect via a Cayman Islands PO box to be invested in the Liberian bond market and eventually returned to you WITH PROFITS.
Reductions for multiple members.
Keep fit with 4play!
Frankly, I'm amazed at the low take up of this once only - never to be repeated - once in a lifetime offer.
So, what I'm prepared to do is this ... reduce the membership fee to £99 for the 1st 50 applicants,
Include 2 years free admittance to all Lib Dem party conferences,
AND I'll even throw in a 17" Matsui 'state' of the art CRT TV with Bush Freeview set top box in VGC.