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New Wed 12 Jan 11 12:35 
 How not to greet new forum members - VxFan

www.jeepforum.com/forum/f11/96-jeep-cherokee-need-opinions-1149721/

(2nd post - by wgirvine)

No wonder the OP only posted the once.
Last edited by: VxFan on Wed 12 Jan 11 at 12:36
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New Wed 12 Jan 11 12:41 
 How not to greet new forum members - madf
Must be a Jeep thing...
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New Wed 12 Jan 11 13:02 
 How not to greet new forum members - PeteW
Do you think wgirvine has been taken to the cleaners by his (ex) wife or (ex) girlfriend? Or does he just hate women who aren't his relatives?!
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New Wed 12 Jan 11 13:26 
 How not to greet new forum members - madf
>> Do you think wgirvine has been taken to the cleaners by his (ex) wife or
>> (ex) girlfriend? Or does he just hate women who aren't his relatives?!
>>

I think he just hates people.. or was drunk . or was drunk AND hates people...
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New Wed 12 Jan 11 13:07 
 How not to greet new forum members - Alanovich
I have a new hero.
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New Wed 12 Jan 11 13:12 
 How not to greet new forum members - BobbyG
Or how to post a set-up to gain maximum exposure across the web for your click count...............
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New Wed 12 Jan 11 13:32 
 How not to greet new forum members - Fenlander
I thought the reply showed he'd read the original post carefully and offered constructive advice from every angle... so to speak.
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New Wed 12 Jan 11 13:37 
 How not to greet new forum members - Zero
I see most of the posts on that forum are

1/ Where is the best place to fit my gun rack
and
2/ Where is is the best place to cut the eye holes in my white pointed hood.
and
3/ How many gallons of gas do I need to get the cross burning.
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New Wed 12 Jan 11 13:39 
 How not to greet new forum members - Netsur
I though the parts about getting clean etc were quite useful.....
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New Wed 12 Jan 11 13:50 
 How not to greet new forum members - Bigtee
Then when the day is over and you’re both exhausted from working on the engine, push him into a hot shower and jump in with him. Scrub his back, wash his hair, rinse him off, and dry him with fluffy towels still hot from the dryer. Then push him into bed and screw his ears off. Then get up the next day and do it all over again.

Mods, You could learn a thing or two from that post there's a few on here we'd just like to say it how it really is but you may deleate the post & you may even deleate this.!!
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New Wed 12 Jan 11 14:01 
 How not to greet new forum members - Crankcase

>> Then push him into bed and screw his ears off.

What kind of robot is this man? I know my ears don't screw off.
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New Wed 12 Jan 11 14:34 
 How not to greet new forum members - CGNorwich
I know my ears don't screw off.

They do - left hand thread
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New Wed 12 Jan 11 14:48 
 How not to greet new forum members - Zero
both sides?
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New Wed 12 Jan 11 14:51 
 How not to greet new forum members - Ted
Aural sex again ?

They'd be a lot easier to get the wax out of on the workbench !

Good response, I thought. ( said he, just arrived back in from the workshop, for a coffee )

Ted

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New Wed 12 Jan 11 15:07 
 How not to greet new forum members - Bellboy
wgirvine is my hero
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New Wed 12 Jan 11 15:13 
 How not to greet new forum members - Armel Coussine
>> wgirvine is my hero

How would Bellgirl take a farrago like that, Bb? Unless she knew you were just teasing you might end up with a trolley jack wrapped round your head.
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New Wed 12 Jan 11 18:10 
 How not to greet new forum members - MD
He is da MAN. Brilliant post
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