Non-motoring > DON'T carry paint in your car Miscellaneous
Thread Author: Ian (Cape Town) Replies: 29

 DON'T carry paint in your car - Ian (Cape Town)
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 DON'T carry paint in your car - Hard Cheese

I hope they were all white.

 DON'T carry paint in your car - Ian (Cape Town)
"The ambulance driver wouldn’t let the female paramedic out of the ambulance because she couldn’t stop laughing, he said it wasn’t professional."

I can sympathise here...
 DON'T carry paint in your car - MD
Strangely enough it happened to a customer of mine. 8No. 5lt tins in the boot of the Bob Marley 530D. Brand new both the paint and the car. Yes you've guessed it. Made me soo happy as he hadn't paid his bill.

That'll learn 'em!
 DON'T carry paint in your car - Clk Sec
Those pictures paint a story...

(I must take care, as I frequently carry paint in my car)
 DON'T carry paint in your car - Zero
I saw a Vectra estate go through the auctions where a large tin of white paint had spilled int he back.

Many laughs and sniggers from the traders.


Was it it smokey who wrote one off with creosote?
 DON'T carry paint in your car - CGNorwich
Have done this myself some years ago. Put 5 litre plastic can of Homebase emulsion on the front seat of my Ford Orion. (a Co car, I didn't chose it!). Braked rather sharply and can fell into footwell depositing contents.

Garage who replaced carpets told me it far from uncommon occurrence
 DON'T carry paint in your car - BobbyG
Think they were just overcome with emulsion.......
 DON'T carry paint in your car - Zero
In such a warm climate, why do you need a top coat?
 DON'T carry paint in your car - Tooslow
You're glossing over the facts.
John
 DON'T carry paint in your car - Cliff Pope
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You should have used mat paint.
 DON'T carry paint in your car - diddy1234
It amazes me how these things always bubble to the surface sooner or scraper.
 DON'T carry paint in your car - henry k
Poor preparation negates maximum / total coverage.
 DON'T carry paint in your car - Bellboy
the car owner knows the judge in his local court so it will all be a whitewash at trial time
 DON'T carry paint in your car - Mapmaker
I'd have a foul distemper if it happened to me.
 DON'T carry paint in your car - Robin O'Reliant
I bet the courts make him carry the can.
 DON'T carry paint in your car - Leif
He should have brushed up on his driving skills. Anyway, he can replace the car with a roller.
 DON'T carry paint in your car - Ted

I've not done it with paint but I have done it with milk.
Mk ! Datsun Prairie and the carpet underlay was quite thick.
Blasted think stank of cheese for weeks.......in spite of all the perfumed unguents I pumped into it !

Ted
 DON'T carry paint in your car - devonite
The Hospital reported that they were like new, - after a good rub-down!

I once knew a chap that killed someone with a piece of sandpaper! - he said he only meant to rough him up!
Last edited by: devonite on Wed 8 Dec 10 at 17:10
 DON'T carry paint in your car - R.P.
I bet they were overcome with emulsion !
 DON'T carry paint in your car - henry k
From another site:

Emulsional breakdown:
 DON'T carry paint in your car - CGNorwich
Done that too! Milk is worse than paint.
 DON'T carry paint in your car - MD
Bit shady if you ask me.
 DON'T carry paint in your car - smokie
Makes me think of my written off Vectra due to creosote leakage.
 DON'T carry paint in your car - Dave_
I saw an Escort van in a salvage yard a few years ago, with a cracked front number plate, two smashed headlights, a slightly crinkled bonnet, and a liberal coating of GLOSS white paint all over the inside of the windscreen, the dashboard, steering wheel, in fact everywhere in the front. Now that would have been difficult to get off.
Last edited by: Dave_TD {P} on Wed 8 Dec 10 at 20:39
 DON'T carry paint in your car - Bellboy
Dave_TD {P} i bought a car earlier this year with a tin of gloss paint poured over the roof and down the scuttle and onto the bonnet and wings
it was a hell of a job to remove it
i wont be buying another
 DON'T carry paint in your car - Pat
I bet that was the actions of a woman scorned.

Pat
 DON'T carry paint in your car - R.P.
@Smokie, Made me think of that as well ! Wonder if the current owner does ?
Last edited by: Pugugly on Thu 9 Dec 10 at 00:06
 DON'T carry paint in your car - Armel Coussine
My lamented - stolen in the end - early Peugeot 205 diesel had its boot lined in part with white eggshell, one of those oops, stream of obscenities moments.

A minicabbing colleague in the seventies, a Scot, described a ghastly moment in late-night Clapham. Whitish stuff suddenly appeared on his windscreen, and he reflexively turned the wipers on.

But 'naething happened! It was on the inside!'

Projectile-vomiting punters were one of the risks we ran in the halcyon days of yore, get my drift guv?
 DON'T carry paint in your car - Clk Sec
Was it Dulux, Crown or Trade?
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