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New Fri 3 Dec 10 12:24 
 Snowman theft alert - VxFan
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-11908583
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New Fri 3 Dec 10 13:34 
 Snowman theft alert - L'escargot
One snowman said to another "Can you smell carrots?"!

P.S. Why don't we get snow-women?
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New Fri 3 Dec 10 13:49 
 Snowman theft alert - Bigtee
Yes we can make some snow boobies and a shaven haven.
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New Fri 3 Dec 10 16:22 
 Snowman theft alert - Mike Hannon
There's a snowman ('snow gentleman' in French) along the road from me on skis. Haven't seen him move yet...
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New Fri 3 Dec 10 16:41 
 Snowman theft alert - Tooslow
How can you tell a Snowman from a Snowwoman?
The Snowwoman is the one wearing the make-up!
John
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New Fri 3 Dec 10 17:05 
 Snowman theft alert - Bromptonaut
>> How can you tell a Snowman from a Snowwoman?

Snowballs???
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New Fri 3 Dec 10 17:11 
 Snowman theft alert - R.P.
I so wanted to post that - but held back ! Lest I be moderated !
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New Sat 4 Dec 10 19:32 
 Snowman theft alert - MD
A neighbour of ours has two Rhodesian ridge backs. I am told that an adult male of the species will take on a fully grown Lion and usually win. As I haven't seen a Lion around here for yonks I can only presume it is true.
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New Fri 3 Dec 10 17:21 
 Snowman theft alert - henry k
>> www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-11908583
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The audio clip is unreal :o -(
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New Sat 4 Dec 10 17:14 
 Snowman theft alert - SteelSpark
Yet, if you nicked a carrot, or a couple of pound coins from your local Sainsbury's I reckon the BiBs would be there sharpish...big business trumps the little guy again...

I still don't understand why the police don't heavily publicize a non-emergency number that is as easy to remember as 999.

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New Sat 4 Dec 10 17:20 
 Snowman theft alert - Ian (Cape Town)
Joe Public is as thick as mince.
do a google for 'stupid 999 calls' and see what you get. Priceless, some of them.
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New Sat 4 Dec 10 17:23 
 Snowman theft alert - RattleandSmoke
GMP do publisie their none emergency number. I cannot remember it though!.

A quick google search is all it takes though.
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New Sat 4 Dec 10 17:50 
 Snowman theft alert - R.P.
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New Sat 4 Dec 10 18:23 
 Snowman theft alert - Bellboy
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What?s the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart.
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!
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