Non-motoring > An ickle happiness	Miscellaneous
Thread Author: R.P.	Replies: 45

New Sat 6 Nov 10 09:28   An ickle happiness - R.P.

I wish I was a glow-worm a glow worm's never glum how can you be grumpy when the sun shines out of your bum ! Last edited by: Pugugly on Sat 6 Nov 10 at 10:10 Reply to this message | Report message

New Sat 6 Nov 10 09:46   A ickle happiness - Zero

It's not that easy being green Having to spend each day the color of the leaves When I think it could be nicer being red, or yellow or gold Or something much more colorful like that It's not easy being green It seems you blend in with so many other ordinary things And people tend to pass you over 'cause you're Not standing out like flashy sparkles in the water Or stars in the sky But green's the color of Spring And green can be cool and friendly-like And green can be big like an ocean, or important Like a mountain, or tall like a tree When green is all there is to be It could make you wonder why, but why wonder why Wonder, I am green and it'll do fine, it's beautiful And I think it's what I want to be www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpiIWMWWVco Reply to this message | Report message

New Sat 6 Nov 10 10:02   An ickle happiness - Perky Penguin

Remember when chlorophyll (Green connection) was the "wonder" ingredient in toothpaste? "Why reeks that goat on yonder hill Which seems to dote on Chlorophyll?" Last edited by: Pugugly on Sat 6 Nov 10 at 10:10 Reply to this message | Report message

New Sat 6 Nov 10 14:43   A ickle happiness - Ian (Cape Town)

>> It's not that easy being green Especially after spilling that shot into his own net against the USA. ****! Bring back David james! Reply to this message | Report message

New Sat 6 Nov 10 10:07   An ickle happiness - L'escargot

It's an ickle happiness! ;-) Reply to this message | Report message

New Sat 6 Nov 10 10:10   An ickle happiness - R.P.

Try some sunshine snaily - I'll change it now ! Reply to this message | Report message

New Sat 6 Nov 10 14:39   An ickle happiness - Hard Cheese

I glad i'm not a snaily a snaily's always glum i'm sure I would be grumpy if my house was stuck on my bum ! Reply to this message | Report message

New Sat 6 Nov 10 15:16   An ickle happiness - Cliff Pope

I'd get outside and have more fun, I'd slime and slither in the sun, If I'd no heavy house to lug, I wish I were my cousin, slug! Reply to this message | Report message       4

New Sat 6 Nov 10 15:43   An ickle happiness - CGNorwich

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New Sat 6 Nov 10 17:07   An ickle happiness - Woodster

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I. Reply to this message | Report message

New Sat 6 Nov 10 18:50   An ickle happiness - Ian (Cape Town)

Roses are reddish Violets are Bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish. Reply to this message | Report message

New Sat 6 Nov 10 20:14   An ickle happiness - MD

>> Roses are reddish >> Violets are Bluish >> If it wasn't for Christmas >> We'd all be Jewish. >> And then.......................the cutbacks!!!!! Reply to this message | Report message

New Sat 6 Nov 10 20:11   An ickle happiness - L'escargot

:-D Reply to this message | Report message

New Sun 7 Nov 10 00:16   An ickle happiness - Ted

Roses are red Violets are grey. That doesn't rhyme, still. never mind, eh ? Mary had a little lamb, she kept it in a bucket. and every time she took it out the Bulldog used to.....put it back in ! Ted Reply to this message | Report message

New Sun 7 Nov 10 08:37   An ickle happiness - Woodster

Mary had a little lamb 'twas full of fun and frollicks she threw it up in the air and caught it by it's ......! Reply to this message | Report message

New Sun 7 Nov 10 09:14   An ickle happiness - Iffy

Mary had a little bike She rode it on the grass Every time the wheels went round The spokes stuck up her...skirt. Reply to this message | Report message

New Sun 7 Nov 10 11:58   An ickle happiness - Ted

Mery had a little pig and it was always guintin' She tied it to a five bar gate and kicked it's little **** in. Mary had a little lamb she also had a duck She put them on the mantlepiece to see if they would.......fall off. Ted Reply to this message | Report message

New Sun 7 Nov 10 23:55   An ickle happiness - Dave_

Mary had a little lamb, She tied it to a pylon. 10,000 volts went up its bum And turned its wool to nylon. Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got five fingers And the middle one's for you... ;) Reply to this message | Report message

New Mon 8 Nov 10 00:02   An ickle happiness - Ted

OK... The Bishop of Chester, in slavery, committed great acts of depravity. To terrible howls, he'd roger young owls, in a crypt fitted out as an aviary. Nite nite Ted Reply to this message | Report message

New Mon 8 Nov 10 00:41   An ickle happiness - Woodster

I kept the really crass ones back lest I got chopped by the mods, but I'm pleased to see you're all as juvenile as me with your stupid rhymes! M had a little lamb she took it to a wedding threw it up against the wall and kicked its f.... head in. How old are we all?? Reply to this message | Report message

New Mon 8 Nov 10 04:38   An ickle happiness - Pat

I'm glad I go to bed early:) Pat Reply to this message | Report message

New Mon 8 Nov 10 08:19   An ickle happiness - matt a

mary had a little lamb she tied it to a pylon 10 thousand volts ran up its .... and turned its fleece to nylon Mary had a little lamb she also had a bear you often saw the litle lamb but seldom saw her bare I'll get me coat.................Taxi! Reply to this message | Report message

New Mon 8 Nov 10 09:02   An ickle happiness - Iffy

The boy stood on the burning deck Playing a game of cricket The ball ran up his trouser leg And stumped his middle wicket. Reply to this message | Report message

New Mon 8 Nov 10 10:43   An ickle happiness - Badwolf

Excellent thread, this. Brightened up a gloomy, rainy Monday morning a treat. Reply to this message | Report message

New Mon 8 Nov 10 12:38   An ickle happiness - Ted

I agree, Rob.....all barking mad, of course. Must be the weather.... Pat, if you're there, Still got it....I'll mail you later when me 'ands are a bit warmer ! Ted Reply to this message | Report message

New Mon 8 Nov 10 12:56   An ickle happiness - Pat

I don't do cold hands Ted, maybe you should warm them first;) Pat Reply to this message | Report message

New Mon 8 Nov 10 13:30   An ickle happiness - Dog

Cocktails, Ginger ale Forty cents a glass, If you don't like it Well shove it up your... Reply to this message | Report message

New Mon 8 Nov 10 13:39   An ickle happiness - helicopter

My contribution which made me laugh when I was at school half a century ago..... There was a young man from Darjeeling Who went on a bus ride to Ealing Saw a note on the door Do not spit on the floor..... .....so he lay down and spat on the ceiling....... I could also tell you about the man from Devizes or even the young man from Kent both of whom had misshapen gentlemens appendages...... but I have an idea the mods might step in.... Reply to this message | Report message

New Mon 8 Nov 10 13:42   An ickle happiness - Iffy

...man from Devizes or even the young man from Kent both of whom had misshapen gentlemens appendages... I imagine the man from Kent must have something to do with it being bent. But Devizes? Possibly sizes. Last edited by: Iffy on Mon 8 Nov 10 at 13:43 Reply to this message | Report message

New Mon 8 Nov 10 13:48   An ickle happiness - R.P.

Didn't take long to get smutty did it ? :-) Reply to this message | Report message

New Mon 8 Nov 10 14:25   An ickle happiness - Focusless

The boy stood on the burning deck picking his nose like mad he rolled them into little balls and flicked them at his dad Reply to this message | Report message

New Mon 8 Nov 10 14:29   An ickle happiness - bathtub tom

Put on at 14:30 Taken off at? 14.37 Last edited by: Pugugly on Mon 8 Nov 10 at 14:39 Reply to this message | Report message

New Mon 8 Nov 10 15:35   An ickle happiness - Ted

>> Didn't take long to get smutty did it ? :-) >> Remind me who the OP was........and a mod too ! Naughty Pug.........back in your basket, sir ! Ted Reply to this message | Report message

New Mon 8 Nov 10 21:25   An ickle happiness - MD

>> ...man from Devizes or even the young man from Kent both of whom had misshapen >> gentlemens appendages... >> >> I imagine the man from Kent must have something to do with it being bent. >> To stay out of trouble he put it in double and instead of coming he went! Reply to this message | Report message

New Tue 9 Nov 10 09:17   An ickle happiness - helicopter

OK then .... it can only get modded There was a young man from Devizes Whose ***** were of different sizes The one that was small Was no good at all But other won many first prizes...... and another for good measure There was a young lady from Kew, Who said as the bishop withdrew. "The vicar is quicker, and slicker and thicker........ and three inches longer than you", Reply to this message | Report message

New Mon 8 Nov 10 21:24   An ickle happiness - MD

>> Cocktails, Ginger ale Forty cents a glass, >> >> If you don't like it you can stick it up your...ask me no questions...you will hear no lies Max Romeo I do believe. >> >> >> Reply to this message | Report message

New Mon 8 Nov 10 21:16   An ickle happiness - Leif

Marvelous. Whatever happened to the likes of Spike Milligan. Reply to this message | Report message

New Mon 8 Nov 10 21:18   An ickle happiness - R.P.

The world is a poorer place after he went, I was really sorry not to see him live...I saw Eric Sykes though - brilliant comedian. Reply to this message | Report message

New Mon 8 Nov 10 21:27   An ickle happiness - MD

What's the time Eccles? Reply to this message | Report message

New Mon 8 Nov 10 21:36   An ickle happiness - Harleyman

One night I sang a ditty One fine night in the fall Somone mistook me for a kitty And threw a brick......... that's all. And on a similar theme.... Samuel had a Thomas cat Which warbled like Caruso A neighbour threw a cricket bat Now Thomas does not do so. Reply to this message | Report message

New Mon 8 Nov 10 22:19   An ickle happiness - Avant

One of Spike Milligan's finest: The boy stood on the burning deck.... Twit. And while we're on nursery rhymes.... Jack and Jill went up the hill: D'you think they went for water? Jill forgot to take the Pill, And now they have a daughter. Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie Kissed the girls and made them cry. When the boys came out to play, He kissed them too - he's funny that way. Last edited by: Avant on Mon 8 Nov 10 at 22:19 Reply to this message | Report message

New Tue 9 Nov 10 00:13   An ickle happiness - bathtub tom

The elephant is a pretty bird It flits from bough to bough It nestles in the rhubarb tree And whistles like a cow One of Spikes IIRC OK PU? Reply to this message | Report message

New Tue 9 Nov 10 00:16   An ickle happiness - R.P.

:-) Reply to this message | Report message

New Tue 9 Nov 10 10:29   An ickle happiness - scousehonda

Sorry about this, but you started it!! There was a young chap in Khartoum Who took a nancy boy up to his room As he turned out the light He said 'Let's get things right Who does which and with what and to whom?' or There was a young fellow from Hyde Who fell down a toilet and died His younger brother Fell down another And they were interred side by side. Reply to this message | Report message

New Tue 9 Nov 10 11:35   An ickle happiness - bathtub tom

I must have upset PU. He chopped a variant of that first one when I put it on yesterday afternoon. ;>) Reply to this message | Report message

New Tue 9 Nov 10 10:52   An ickle happiness - hawkeye

The God of War set out one day Upon a handsome filly "I'm Thor!" he cried His horse replied "You forgot your thaddle, thilly!" Reply to this message | Report message