"He is accused of .... stealing medication"
Spose it sounds better than taking drugs...
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Nothing new about doctors and physicians abusing the prescription pad. I read somewhere the addiction rate was something like 10%.
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Read The Naked Lunch by William Burroughs. It has a character called old doc Benway who puts all these mere fumblers in the shade.
'Did I ever tell you about the time I operated on a uterine tumor with a rusty sardine can and my teeth in an outhouse...' or words to that effect.
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To reassure the male population on this forum I can confirm from a female point of view, that the other one works extremely well:)
It does tend to make you walk a bit lopsided though and thought has to be given to which pocket you put your loose change in, acccording to mr pda!
Pat
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"Such was the level of concern they immediately realised it could be a serious medical incident and took steps to complete the relevant documentation."
Emergency, Emergency, this is a medical emergency - complete the relevant documentation !
What about picking it up off the floor and having a go at stiching it back in? They can sew on arms, and, er, other organs.
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>> What about picking it up off the floor and having a go at stiching it back in?
Too much of a ball ache probably.
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im just waiting for hitlers point of view on this one
i nearly spoke to him in the fish shop friday night but he was in a Goering rush
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>> I'm just waiting for Hitler's point of view on this one.
Eva Braun was satisfied.
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Privileged information Escargot, or just an assumption?
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>> Privileged information Escargot, or just an assumption?
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I'm only repeating what my dad told me.
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>> Eva Braun was satisfied.
Maybe Blondi helped?
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Really Zeddo, I can't help worrying about you sometimes. I trust Fifi is well?
Since thread drift has crept in, allow me to recommend a superb movie by Ernst Lubitsch, made in 1940 with Jack Benny and Carole Lombard: To Be or Not To Be. Had me almost weeping with laughter.
Mel Brooks made an unsuccessful remake much later. But the Lubitsch version is an absolute masterpiece.
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>> It does tend to make you walk a bit lopsided though and thought has to
>> be given to which pocket you put your loose change in, acccording to mr pda!
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>> Pat
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You are a STAR....first class.
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