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Thread Author: Zero	Replies: 15

Mon 25 Oct 10 18:41   OUCH - Zero

Wouldn't want him performing a circumcision... news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/8630592.stm Reply to this message | Report message

Mon 25 Oct 10 20:25   OUCH - smokie

"He is accused of .... stealing medication" Spose it sounds better than taking drugs... Reply to this message | Report message

Mon 25 Oct 10 20:45   OUCH - BiggerBadderDave

Nothing new about doctors and physicians abusing the prescription pad. I read somewhere the addiction rate was something like 10%. Reply to this message | Report message

Tue 26 Oct 10 01:17   OUCH - Armel Coussine

Read The Naked Lunch by William Burroughs. It has a character called old doc Benway who puts all these mere fumblers in the shade. 'Did I ever tell you about the time I operated on a uterine tumor with a rusty sardine can and my teeth in an outhouse...' or words to that effect. Reply to this message | Report message

Tue 26 Oct 10 07:39   OUCH - L'escargot

One testicle is all you need. www.tc-cancer.com/orch.html Reply to this message | Report message

Tue 26 Oct 10 07:49   OUCH - Pat

To reassure the male population on this forum I can confirm from a female point of view, that the other one works extremely well:) It does tend to make you walk a bit lopsided though and thought has to be given to which pocket you put your loose change in, acccording to mr pda! Pat Reply to this message | Report message       1

Tue 26 Oct 10 11:33   OUCH - Cliff Pope

"Such was the level of concern they immediately realised it could be a serious medical incident and took steps to complete the relevant documentation." Emergency, Emergency, this is a medical emergency - complete the relevant documentation ! What about picking it up off the floor and having a go at stiching it back in? They can sew on arms, and, er, other organs. Reply to this message | Report message

Tue 26 Oct 10 11:38   OUCH - Runfer D'Hills

>> What about picking it up off the floor and having a go at stiching it back in? Too much of a ball ache probably. Reply to this message | Report message

Tue 26 Oct 10 12:55   OUCH - Bellboy

im just waiting for hitlers point of view on this one i nearly spoke to him in the fish shop friday night but he was in a Goering rush Reply to this message | Report message

Tue 26 Oct 10 13:23   OUCH - Pat

I like that BB:) Pat Reply to this message | Report message

Tue 26 Oct 10 14:50   OUCH - L'escargot

>> I'm just waiting for Hitler's point of view on this one. Eva Braun was satisfied. Reply to this message | Report message

Tue 26 Oct 10 14:59   OUCH - Armel Coussine

Privileged information Escargot, or just an assumption? Reply to this message | Report message

Wed 27 Oct 10 07:37   OUCH - L'escargot

>> Privileged information Escargot, or just an assumption? >> I'm only repeating what my dad told me. Reply to this message | Report message

Tue 26 Oct 10 15:14   OUCH - Zero

>> Eva Braun was satisfied. Maybe Blondi helped? Reply to this message | Report message

Tue 26 Oct 10 15:26   OUCH - Armel Coussine

Really Zeddo, I can't help worrying about you sometimes. I trust Fifi is well? Since thread drift has crept in, allow me to recommend a superb movie by Ernst Lubitsch, made in 1940 with Jack Benny and Carole Lombard: To Be or Not To Be. Had me almost weeping with laughter. Mel Brooks made an unsuccessful remake much later. But the Lubitsch version is an absolute masterpiece. Reply to this message | Report message

Tue 26 Oct 10 20:16   OUCH - MD

>> It does tend to make you walk a bit lopsided though and thought has to >> be given to which pocket you put your loose change in, acccording to mr pda! >> >> Pat >> You are a STAR....first class. Reply to this message | Report message