My brother hasn't seen my niece since Xmas as their work shifts don't align and he lives a couple of hours away, so he asked that I catch up with her to make sure she's ok and so we arranged to meet up for breakfast on Sunday morning.
We had planned to go to a cafe on the seafront but the weather was atrocious so I picked her up from her flat and headed to a sea front hotel which does good breakfasts
The hotel's car park is on the road behind the hotel and once parked you enter the hotel from the top floor and head down to reception.
There was a group of middle-aged ladies waiting to go in to the restaurant and they were "glaring" at us.
When we sat down for breakfast, the group of women continuously glared at us.
Then two of them came over and berated me - saying I should know better, I'm old enough to be her dad etc. I was gobsmacked. Niece on the other hand wasn't. She said "He's my uncle - now get back in to the dinghy holes that you crawled out from". They returned to their table in silence.
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>> My brother hasn't seen my niece since
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Is that niece your brother's daughter, or another sibling's offspring?
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Many years ago I was out drinking in a very crowded Marylebone pub with my eldest daughter. She was 22 if I remember correctly and I was 51..and standing very close together. We were speaking in french (entirely natural for us) and I heard a man next to us say "look at that old so and so with that young bird.
I calmly explained the situation and we were invited to join him and a friend. We declined as daughter didn't like the way he was looking at her.
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>>and I was 51...
60 / 24
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Jeez. I suppose if you came downstairs together it might have looked as though you'd a room.
Even if you were dating a much younger woman it takes a leap to challenge you for it.
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Things you wish you'd thought of saying competition:
I'm tired of s******g shrivelled old hags like you.
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>> Things you wish you'd thought of saying competition:
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>> I'm tired of s******g shrivelled old hags like you.
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Lol
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There is an age difference between youngrovergirl and myself but she looks a lot younger than her age, but with my now grey hair it shows more.
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My mate Paul (just over 60 IIRC) recently married someone 5 years younger than his 33 year old daughter. His daughter is fine with it. Age is just a number in her books.
Mind you, he doesn't look in his 60's, the randy old git.
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>> Things you wish you'd thought of saying competition:
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>> I'm tired of s******g shrivelled old hags like you.
Yes that ^^^^^^^ Exactly that. Tho of course if it had been BBD it would have been "want to join us for a Milf and granny orgy"
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"want to join us for a Milf and granny orgy"
On the tube yesterday there were plenty of young, hot lasses but opposite was an elegant lady in probably her mid-sixties. She had a stylish, grey bob hairstyle, wearing a shortish skirt and funky patterned tights. Absolutely gorgeous, I couldn't stop looking at her and we both got out at Highgate to get the bus to Muswell Hill. I was so tempted to engage in chat at the bus stop until I remembered I was wearing a long and very battered leather coat, sporting a nasty black eye (snow/ice incident) and with a Salford accent. I thought I'd better keep my mouth shut.
But with my daughter (tall, blonde, 23), I do sometimes wonder what people think of us in cafes etc., usually giggling and often about sex/relationships, and all mostly vulgar.
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>> Jeez. I suppose if you came downstairs together it might have looked as though you'd
>> a room.
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>> Even if you were dating a much younger woman it takes a leap to challenge
>> you for it.
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Even if you were - so what. As long as it is consenting adults it is no one else's business. What about Sir Billy Snedden who died on the job with his son's ex fiance. Coming while he was going.
www.news.com.au/entertainment/books-magazines/books/historys-strangest-deaths-aussie-politician-died-while-shagging-his-sons-ex/news-story/7cdf118dcf17876ca079339db156b967
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Well, you were re-enacting a situation which Leslie Phillips use to specialise in, way back :-) She's my niece !
What we oldies can't understand is those 'middle-aged ladies' interpreting what they saw, and then confronting you about it. Just another example of how conspiracy theories take root.
Speaking of middle-aged ladies reminds me of my grandmother, who returned from a shopping outing some time in the late 1950s, and reported that she had been talking outside a shop to another m-a-l like herself. She was 87 at the time.
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>> Well, you were re-enacting a situation which Leslie Phillips use to specialise in, way back
>> :-) She's my niece !
I seem to remember reading somewhere about a British guy in Rio who was taking a big mulatto hooker back to his room in the hotel when he was stopped by security. He told them that she was his sister and carried on to his room!
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On the subject of Brazil..
Many years ago and old friend a mining engineer went out to Brazil on a commission and while there met a delightful young lady. When the job was over flew back to the UK.
At immigration said "Yorkshire accent" She's wi me. !
One of my happy memories is the 4 of us pottering around fuengirola and up to Granada in a 1.o litre piccanto on holiday.
I'm 95 kilos ish and tall. Harold was bigger. The ladies were not tiny to be polite.
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Some people are nasty - Duncan
