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Thread Author: John Boy Replies: 4
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New Sun 6 Nov 22 17:17 
 Breathing allowed - John Boy
Yesterday my sister visited a cafe which has just opened near where she lives in India. This was a notice on the wall inside - all in capitals.

No is a complete sentence
it does not require justification
so please
No laptop
No smoking
No credit
No outside foods
No talking loud
No bargaining
No asking change
No matchsticks
No discussing gambling
No combing
No brushing teeth
No leg on chair
No sleeping
No running away
No gum under table
No mobile games
No food coupons
No flirting with cashier
No free advice
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New Sun 6 Nov 22 18:14 
 Breathing allowed - Robin O'Reliant
No customers
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New Sun 6 Nov 22 20:00 
 Breathing allowed - John Boy
>> No customers
>>
That might not be long. She thought the sign was a joke until she saw how bad tempered the owner was. A couple, who complained about the slow service, were "shouted" off the premises.
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New Sun 6 Nov 22 21:30 
 Breathing allowed - Clk Sec
With novelty value, it could do quite well.
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New Sun 6 Nov 22 23:40 
 Breathing allowed - smokie
In the style of Fawlty Towers maybe...
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