Trawling through an e-mail account (looking for my Private Eye subscription details) I found an e-mail from 2012 from Lud. It contained a short story he'd written about his time as a "hack" in Africa. Not sure if anyone would be interested in reading it. Just wondering how to post it on here.
He speaks highly of Zero in the e-mail. I'll edit that bit out to save his blushes.