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New Sun 21 Feb 21 08:44 
 Essex Man - Zero
There is stupid, and there is very stupid, and there is Essex man.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-56082500
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New Sun 21 Feb 21 10:53 
 Essex Man - Manatee
Outstanding.
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New Sun 21 Feb 21 16:10 
 Essex Man - Haywain
Christmas tree seedlings that I'm looking after for my mate.
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New Sun 21 Feb 21 16:17 
 Essex Man - No FM2R
I have a tenant that has literally filled the back yard with cannabis plants in grow bags. I studiously avoid noticing.
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New Sun 21 Feb 21 17:33 
 Essex Man - bathtub tom
Who pays for the door the police smash down?
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New Sun 21 Feb 21 17:34 
 Essex Man - No FM2R
To be honest he's such a good rent payer that I could afford a new door.

I also have a guy running a brothel, though I think he's been found out. And a Wizard - a real one. At least in his own mind.
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New Sun 21 Feb 21 18:38 
 Essex Man - Robin O'Reliant
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>> I also have a guy running a brothel, though I think he's been found out.
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Any "Perks" with that one, Mark?
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New Sun 21 Feb 21 18:46 
 Essex Man - No FM2R
Oh good God no. Despite all the many times in my life when I have exhibited poor judgement I have never had any doings with a 'professional lady'. Though when I lived in LV I did know two or three socially.

The Wizard often offers to banish my demons but I've watched too many* horror films to risk that though.

* Actually 2 - The Exorcist & Poltergeist in the 80s. Nothing since. I'm a wuss.
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New Sun 21 Feb 21 19:00 
 Essex Man - Crankcase

>> * Actually 2 - The Exorcist & Poltergeist in the 80s. Nothing since. I'm a
>> wuss.


Watch the Japanese movie called "Ring" (not the useless US remake). Oh, you'll be fine.

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New Sun 21 Feb 21 19:21 
 Essex Man - No FM2R
Yeah, right.

You don't understand the pathetic-ness of my condition. The children won't even go to the cinema with me to see anything even vaguely tense in case something makes me jump. Apparently grown men don't normally shriek.
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New Sun 21 Feb 21 19:32 
 Essex Man - Crankcase
Aw, how about just a teeny trailer for sir?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcgCM2FyU8s
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New Sun 21 Feb 21 21:49 
 Essex Man - legacylad
A few days ago I watched ‘A Quiet Place’...very good recent horror film.

‘Zombieland’ is my kind of horror film, hilarious in parts.
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