Non-motoring > For such a small group of people..... Buying / Selling
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New Sat 12 Sep 20 23:44 
 For such a small group of people..... - No FM2R
.. it is amazing how whatever the subject there's always someone in the group with in depth knowledge of it.

When you consider the Car4play breadth, depth and quality of knowledge against the size of contributing group it does rather put the rest of the internet to shame.

Zippy's jokes are still crap though.
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New Sun 13 Sep 20 01:54 
 For such a small group of people..... - zippy
There once was a poster named Mark,
Whose bite wasn't as bad as his bark,
He said with a nod, "My views are quite odd",
"And should really be kept in the dark."

:-D
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New Sun 13 Sep 20 03:01 
 For such a small group of people..... - No FM2R
Slightly funnier than your jokes.

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New Sun 13 Sep 20 06:46 
 For such a small group of people..... - No FM2R
I've spent a while trying to write a limerick about Zippy the hippy. Can't do it, I give up and admit defeat.

But I tell better jokes.
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New Sun 13 Sep 20 07:35 
 For such a small group of people..... - hjd
There once was a hippy named Zippy
Friends said he was ever so dippy
His verse about Mark
Was a shot in the dark
But proved he was terribly lippy.

Not the best but a basis for someone else?

By the way the original one should really have
Whose bite weren't as bad as his bark - not wasn't - to be said in a Yorkshire accent - I know the grammar is wrong but then it scans properly.
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New Sun 13 Sep 20 10:39 
 For such a small group of people..... - Zero
There once was a bloke called Zippy
Who police thought looked like a Hippy
They assume he sells Pot
Arrest him on the spot
Now he's a one man police vigilante committee.
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New Mon 14 Sep 20 10:05 
 For such a small group of people..... - Manatee
>> By the way the original one should really have
>> Whose bite weren't as bad as his bark - not wasn't - to be said
>> in a Yorkshire accent - I know the grammar is wrong but then it scans
>> properly.

You could just change "wasn't" to "was", that would do it. And it would be slightly funnier.
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New Mon 14 Sep 20 10:48 
 For such a small group of people..... - zippy
>>was

It was something like that to start with but in a fit of generosity I changed it to be polite!
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New Mon 14 Sep 20 17:17 
 For such a small group of people..... - Bromptonaut
Can anybody explain why, at PMQ's last week, both Keir Starmer and Boris Johnson had what look like corn stalks in the breast pocket of their jacket?
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New Mon 14 Sep 20 17:24 
 For such a small group of people..... - tyrednemotional
www.farmbusiness.co.uk/news/prime-minister-and-mps-show-support-for-british-farming-during-pmqs.html
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New Mon 14 Sep 20 20:35 
 For such a small group of people..... - Bromptonaut
>> www.farmbusiness.co.uk/news/prime-minister-and-mps-show-support-for-british-farming-during-pmqs.html

Thank you; Google was useless.
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New Mon 14 Sep 20 20:50 
 For such a small group of people..... - Zero
>> Thank you; Google was useless.

I cut and pasted (without editing it in any way) your entire question onto google and the top hit was

metro.co.uk/2020/09/09/why-boris-johnson-wearing-wheat-badge-13246586/
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New Mon 14 Sep 20 21:57 
 For such a small group of people..... - Lygonos
tinyurl.com/y6q2gkoa

Even google recognised the extra apostrophe ;-)
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