And get a new wife it seems.
In my inbox this morning
Dearest,
I know this mail will come to you as a surprise since we haven't known or come across each other before considering the fact that I sourced your email contact through the Internet in search of trusted person who can assist me.
I am Miss Elodine Warlord Ibrahim Coulibaly 24 years old female from the Republic of Ivory Coast,West Africa ,am the Daughter of Late Chief Sgt.Warlord Ibrahim Coulibaly (a.k.a General IB ). My late father was a well known Ivory Coast militia leader . He died on Thursday 28 April 2011 following a fight with the Republican Forces of Ivory Coast(FRCI). I am constrained to contact you because of the maltreatment which I am receiving from my step mother.
She planned to take away all my late father's treasury and properties from me since the unexpected death of my beloved Father. Meanwhile I wanted to travel to Europe, but she hide away my international passport and other valuable documents. Luckily she did not discover where I kept my father's File which contained important documents. Now I am presently staying in the Mission in Burkina Faso.
I am seeking for long term relationship and investment assistance. My father of blessed memory deposited the sum of US$ 15.5 Million in one bank in Burkina Faso with my name as the next of kin. I had contacted the Bank to clear the deposit but the Branch Manager told me that being a refugee, my status according to the local law does not authorize me to carry out the operation. However, he advised me to provide a trustee who will stand on my behalf. I had wanted to inform my stepmother about this deposit but I am afraid that she will not offer me anything after the release of the money.
Therefore, I decide to seek for your help in transferring the money into your bank account while I will relocate to your country and settle down with you. As you indicated your interest to help me I will give you the account number and the contact of the bank where my late beloved father deposited the money with my name as the next of kin. It is my intention to compensate you with 40% of the total money for your assistance and the balance shall be my investment in any profitable venture which you will recommend to me as have no any idea about foreign investment. Please all communications should be through this email address for confidential purposes.(exxxxxx@gmail.com)
Thanking you a lot in anticipation of your quick response. I will give you details in my next mail after receiving your acceptance mail to help me ,
Yours sincerely
Miss Elodine Warlord Ibrahim Coulibaly
(xxxxxxx@gmail.com)
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I should get in there boy.
It sounds like you are made for each other. (No, I don't want that old Beemer of yours.)
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>> It sounds like you are made for each other. (No, I don't want that old
>> Beemer of yours.)
It will get you to Spoons in Leatherhead or Kingston faster than that current old bus of yours
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Ask her to send you a photo.
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I must say that it couldn't happen to a nicer person.
Try a fun read ....
www.419eater.com/
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........ and waste a scammers time instead of ours
Last edited by: helicopter on Tue 3 Apr 18 at 08:54
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>> Ask her to send you a photo.
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....or, if you want to put her off, (her name containing the word "Warlord" is a bit of a concern) s send her your photo.....
;-)
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Yes I have to say, I would hate to see what a miss warlord looks like.
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"This is what her father looked like - "
If you want my advice, Zed, don't go over there to look for Miss Warlord Wotshername, or the money. My son went to Ivory Coast a few years ago to do a filming job; he told his brother and I not to tell his mother where he'd gone. His taxi had 3 AK-47s on the backseat - one for him, one for the driver, and a spare in case one of the others jammed. At that stage, he didn't know how to use an AK-47. I was delighted when he came back with his arms and legs still attached, and surprised that he still had his camera gear; he had no money, though.
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>> "This is what her father looked like - "
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>> If you want my advice, Zed, don't go over there to look for Miss Warlord
>> Wotshername, or the money.
Funnily enough I was just checking out Air France schedules to Félix-Houphouët-Boigny International Airport.
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"Funnily enough I was just checking out Air France schedules to Félix-Houphouët-Boigny International Airport."
Wow - she must be a cracker!
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>> Wow - she must be a cracker!
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...nah.....she's just sent him a follow-up saying she owns a gin distillery as well......
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Damn, some Chilean bloke has just booked the last seat.
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>> Damn, some Chilean bloke has just booked the last seat.
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.....she owns a kebab shop as well.......!!?? :-O
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I am about to become very rich indeed. - Duncan
