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Faysalabdullah
Aug 10 (13 days ago)
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Hi John,
Hope all is well. I just received the enclosed msg & thought might you like it..
My best regards to both of you.
Yours
Faysal
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> At a wine merchant's, the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire.
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> A drunkard with a ragged, dirty look came in to apply for the
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> The director of the winery wondered how to send him away.
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> He gave him a glass to drink.
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> The drunk tried it and said: "It's a Muscat, three years
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> "That's correct", said the boss.
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> Another glass...."Cabernet, eight years old, a south-western slope, oak barrels, matured at eight degrees. Requires three more years for finest results."
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> "Correct." And the next ...''It's a pinot blanc champagne, high grade and exclusive,'' calmly said the drunk.
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> The director was astonished.
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> He winked at his secretary, secretly suggesting something.
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> She left the room, and came back in with a glass of urine.
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> The alcoholic tried it. "It's a blonde, twenty six years old, three months pregnant - and if I don't get the job, I'll name the father."
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:) :)
I've said it before, but on my bucket list AC, is a walk around your vast garden one dark night with you and a glass of good wine, listening to you telling me about your past life!
A little bit of light drizzle would help the ambience 'cos neither of us would give a damn about getting wet!
Pat
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I was going to write something else.I better not will be banned.>:)
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Funny eh? - Pat
