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Thread Author: Crankcase Replies: 9

 One for AC's blood pressure - Crankcase
Man drops cigarette on pavement outside Tesco, council "enforcement officer" spots him doing it - man is foolish enough to put head in sand over whole thing, end result - £684 fine.

www.cambridge-news.co.uk/Litter-fines-Cambridge-shoot-500-CENT-year/story-28701055-detail/story.html

 One for AC's blood pressure - Cliff Pope
He should have put the cigarette in the sand.
 One for AC's blood pressure - Westpig
The court case has been completed in Zakszewski's absence.... has he been found yet? Has he paid?
 One for AC's blood pressure - tyrednemotional
....disappeared in a puff of smoke......
 One for AC's blood pressure - Slidingpillar
Odd really that in terms of sentence passed, it's cheaper to beat up old ladies.
 One for AC's blood pressure - R.P.
A feckless relation had a penalty the other day. Served him right.
 One for AC's blood pressure - Zero
>> The court case has been completed in Zakszewski's absence.... has he been found yet? Has
>> he paid?

Its actually BBD, he was just using his next door neighbours name, and is now back in Poland
 One for AC's blood pressure - Rick O'Shea

>>
>> Its actually BBD, he was just using his next door neighbours name, and is now
>> back in Poland
>>

European arrest warrant?
 One for AC's blood pressure - Dutchie
Reminds me of a story about Dutch sailors on the sailing ships.

If they had a wee wee in the wrong place on deck .Punishement knive through hand pinned to the mast.

Commander Michael De Ruiter didn't mess about.No littering or messing on deck or on the streets.
 One for AC's blood pressure - bathtub tom
>> Reminds me of a story about Dutch sailors on the sailing ships.
>> If they had a wee wee in the wrong place on deck .Punishement knive through
>> hand pinned to the mast.

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