Be nice to have Lud's money and noughts garden to stick a restored Victorian train carriage innit for guests and rellies. Or even for own use to get away from the ole woman now and again, like.
I have a customer who is a member of a rail preservation society. He lived in Canada for many years and on a visit back there he bought a Canadian Railways maintenance locomotive, used for transporting line workers. It was about the size of Peugeot Partner and powered by a two stroke engine. It was on his driveway for about a year, I must remember to ask him if he ever got it running.