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Thread Author: Crankcase Replies: 2
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New Thu 12 Nov 15 21:20 
 Ludicrous instructions - Crankcase
I've just about got over the nannying of Tesco,with their "potato shells with cheese and bacon bits". They had an instruction that said "if any bacon bits have fallen off the shells, replace before cooking".

Obviously I'd never have worked that out for myself.

However, I think I have found a contender for the crown. A new product here tonight. It says, and I kid you not, "persons of limited mental abilities may use this product. Do not swallow. If swallowed, seek urgent medical attention."

What is it? Yes, you guessed it. An Oral-B electric toothbrush.
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New Thu 12 Nov 15 21:29 
 Ludicrous instructions - WillDeBeest
If swallowed, seek...

Wouldn't whoever (or whatever) swallowed you have to do the seeking on your behalf?
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New Thu 12 Nov 15 21:34 
 Ludicrous instructions - Crankcase
That's an even better interpretation! Like it.
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