Non-motoring > Shenanigans at Zoo party. Miscellaneous
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 Shenanigans at Zoo party. - Zero
You've just got to love this headline

London Zoo meerkat keeper glassed monkey keeper in the face over hunky llama keeper at Christmas party,

And the full content is littered with similar.


www.getsurrey.co.uk/news/surrey-news/london-zoo-meerkat-keeper-glassed-10133868
 Shenanigans at Zoo party. - Crankcase
That's an excellent example. I do like an odd headline. I get my fix from The Register generally. I see the current page has this, for example:

SAUCY INCEST and brutal VIOLENCE boosts UK space sector

I'm in the business and I struggle with what half the headlines are about.

www.theregister.co.uk/
 Shenanigans at Zoo party. - Bromptonaut
Another take:

www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2015/sep/25/london-zoo-monkey-meerkat-llama-keeper-caroline-westlake-kate-sanders

Man leaves girlfriend and takes up with other woman. Not earth shattering stuff even if the ex and current end up fighting.
 Shenanigans at Zoo party. - Zero
Well the Daily Star wins it by a mile

Llama Drama Ding Dong"

added the extra l in Llama for you
Last edited by: VxFan on Sat 26 Sep 15 at 16:41
 Shenanigans at Zoo party. - Bromptonaut
And the outcome:

www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2015/oct/14/meerket-keeper-must-pay-800-to-monkey-keeper-she-glassed-at-zoo-party
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