Non-motoring > Touchy-feely... Miscellaneous
Thread Author: Armel Coussine Replies: 31

 Touchy-feely... - Armel Coussine
Jeremy Kyle show, heavens to betsy.

A perfect protagonist, a very silly woman with a (highly unspecified of course) 'drug' problem and a tolerant, supercilious, properly educated thanks to the system teenage daughter.

Do people get any benefit from this stuff? It's very superficial and evasive.

Now they are going on about whose nipper people are in reality. It's all very distasteful.



 Touchy-feely... - Armel Coussine
The man's a ghastly bully, and the whining victims are hand-picked to match.

He's made it though. No one short of the monarch would say no to JK's bank balance, exposure or address book.
 Touchy-feely... - Robin O'Reliant
However low rent the show is it does highlight the scores of dysfunctional families out there. Kids having kids by multiple fathers, few of whom work and many on drugs or in and out of prison. The frightening thing is there is a long waiting list to go on the show.

A classic was a girl a few years ago screaming at her friend's boyfriend, "I can prove we had sex together, I've got witnesses who saw us coming out of the toilet together..."
 Touchy-feely... - No FM2R
>>The man's a ghastly bully,

And that is my entire objection to the show. The lowlifes can make themselves look stupid with the disgusting lives that they're so proud of if they wish, but he is a sanctimonious, patronising bully.

I quite often watch train-wreck trash TV, usually US, but that show is a step too far. Actually several steps too far.

I live in hope that he will get his comeuppance.
 Touchy-feely... - Focusless
>> I live in hope that he will get his comeuppance.

Does this help?
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3247689/Jeremy-Kyle-splits-model-wife-Carla-just-months-moaning-TV-hadn-t-sex-ages.html

:)
 Touchy-feely... - No FM2R
I wonder if he's as obnoxious in real life. I don't think I've ever heard any comments about him.
 Touchy-feely... - Focusless
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Last edited by: Focusless on Thu 24 Sep 15 at 20:33
 Touchy-feely... - The Melting Snowman
I have never decided what's more depressing, the show itself or the thousands who watch it.
 Touchy-feely... - Fullchat
Pure exploitation of the 'underclasses' (Quote from PC Copperfield in 'Wasting Police Time'). As for being a bully, that's easy surrounded by Security.
He did a gig at the Army School of Transport near here which was ok.
 Touchy-feely... - bathtub tom
>> I have never decided what's more depressing, the show itself or the thousands who watch
>> it.

More like millions!

I like to watch an episode before I visit ALDI/LIDL/Morrisons/ASDA. Helps me understand the behaviour of the 'mouth breathers' that seem to habituate those places.

Not that I'm denigrating in any way the produce there. Ostrich, gammon joints and venison are delicious. SWMBO raved about the recent coconut ice-cream and many of our staples come from them.
 Touchy-feely... - sooty123
A friends's gf went to one of the shows. Very much king of the castle whilst on set, shall we say.
 Touchy-feely... - Ted

" It's me 'usband, Jeremy....'es bin nobbing me mam and me sister while I've been down the social "!
 Touchy-feely... - Zero
I'd be temped to get myself on the show, walk on, flatten him with a sucker punch and get the words "there, broadcast that you smug git" out before the bouncers jump on me.

I'd be a national hero.
Last edited by: Zero on Fri 25 Sep 15 at 09:15
 Touchy-feely... - Robin O'Reliant
Kyle is a self confessed former gambling addict. Watching the Cheltenham festival on TV a few months ago I was surprised when the camera picked him out in the crowd.
 Touchy-feely... - Roger.
Kyle is merely copying Jerry Springer - originator of schlock LCD TV shows of that genre.
Vile stuff for utter morons.
 Touchy-feely... - Alanovich
Jeremy Kyle
Marianne Faithfull
Ricky Gervais
Chris Tarrant

What do these great luminaries and cultural leaders have in common?
 Touchy-feely... - Zero
>> Jeremy Kyle
>> Marianne Faithfull
>> Ricky Gervais
>> Chris Tarrant
>>
>> What do these great luminaries and cultural leaders have in common?

mars Bars?
 Touchy-feely... - Alanovich
Close, seeing as they're made in Slough.

All of the above are sons/daughters of Reading.
 Touchy-feely... - Zero
>> Close, seeing as they're made in Slough.
>>
>> All of the above are sons/daughters of Reading.

Hmm seems not much good has come out of reading since the biscuit factory shut down.
 Touchy-feely... - Alanovich
Ah come, Gervais is funny.

And there's the M4.
 Touchy-feely... - Zero
>> Ah come, Gervais is funny.

He was until he became a dreadful real life parody of himself.

>> And there's the M4.

Its jammed.
 Touchy-feely... - No FM2R
Gervais lived in Staverton Road. Or the one next to it, I can't quite remember.

I was a debt collector around there at that time. Not the most restful or pleasant job. Plenty of customers though.
 Touchy-feely... - Alanovich
>> Staverton Road.

*shudder*

>> I was a debt collector around there at that time. Not the most restful or
>> pleasant job. Plenty of customers though.
>>

Rather you.
 Touchy-feely... - No FM2R

>> >> I was a debt collector around there at that time.
>> >>
>> Rather you.

It helped me perfect my warm and forgiving personality.
 Touchy-feely... - Bromptonaut
>> Rather you.

Me too. I have regular professional contact with bailffs etc. I can only imagine the pressures they are under to perform but people who, properly advised, would make payments of £3-£4 a week get pressured into offers in the tens of pounds or more. Inevitably they cannot keep up and the bailiff is back again with more debt added for fees.
 Touchy-feely... - Focusless
>> All of the above are sons/daughters of Reading.

...as is Kate Winslett.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vId_4r925o
 Touchy-feely... - Alanovich
Ah yes, forgot about her. Tilehurst though. Practically Wales.

Met her Dad in a pub once (The Retreat, for locals in the know). He moaned about her not caring for her old man much since she got all famousized, but was in general decent company over a pint or 7.
 Touchy-feely... - Cliff Pope

>> Met her Dad in a pub once (The Retreat, for locals in the know). He
>> moaned about her not caring for her old man much since she got all famousized,
>> but was in general decent company over a pint or 7.
>>

It sounds like a scene from My Fair Lady. Stanley Holloway
 Touchy-feely... - Bromptonaut
Went on a management development course in early noughties. One of the exercises was about exploring office disputes - the sort of stuff around avoiding difficult clients or missing the post rota that cropped up everywhere. A group chose to act their scenario out in style of Kyle (or his US precursor).

They actually did it very well indeed.
Last edited by: Bromptonaut on Fri 25 Sep 15 at 21:51
 Touchy-feely... - Zero

>> exploring office disputes - the sort of stuff around avoiding difficult clients or missing the
>> post rota that cropped up everywhere.

My god, you civil servants live life on the edge. Missing the post rota! ( throws hand up in mock horror )
 Touchy-feely... - Robin O'Reliant
>>
>>>>
>> My god, you civil servants live life on the edge. Missing the post rota! (
>> throws hand up in mock horror )
>>

The real excitement starts when they have to discuss USING THE WRONG TEA CUP.
 Touchy-feely... - sooty123

>> The real excitement starts when they have to discuss USING THE WRONG TEA CUP.
>>

Then explore who could be offended and why.
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