Second item on p7 of today's comic bears the headline: Trekkies seen as threat to anarchy, secret police dossier shows.
WTF? The piece bears no byline so may well be the work of an inky-fingered printer's devil during some four-hour lunch by his betters. It's surprising though that such a conservative comic seems to suggest that we prize 'anarchy' and fear that it is threatened by Star Trek viewers.
The copy reveals that in 1997 - s***-hot news what? - Special Branch, our cuddly version of the secret police, had its knickers in a twist over 'conspiracy theorists' thinking that 'the end of the world was nigh'.
There is however a cheering photo further down the page of Chuka Umunna in ballet tights during his recent bid for the Labour Party leadership. Come on Cameron, let's see your underpants!
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>>Come on Cameron, let's see your underpants!
He might be a commando.
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>> >>Come on Cameron, let's see your underpants!
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>> He might be a commando.
Not in my old Corps he ain't!
OTH Paddy Pantsdown was.
O, the shame of it!
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Phil Space does it again - Dog
