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Thread Author: Crankcase Replies: 7
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 Sat 5 Apr 14 07:14 
 The salesman's riddle - Crankcase
In my job I get sales calls a lot. They seem to get further and further removed from reality.

I had to ask for a translation of this one. Anyone care to guess, before I give the answer, as to what he actually meant?

"I wonder if there are some synergies around the endpoint in your virtualised estate?"



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 Sat 5 Apr 14 07:16 
 The salesman's riddle - sherlock47
Life insurance, death planning and funeral costs?
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 Sat 5 Apr 14 08:34 
 The salesman's riddle - Zero
thats it Sherlock, great bit of thinking inside the box there.
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 Sat 5 Apr 14 08:45 
 The salesman's riddle - sherlock47
inside the box there. :)

I spent the Friday evening in a bar with a friend with a terminal condition, along with red wine, whisky and pastis! Focused what was left of my mind this am.
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 Sat 5 Apr 14 10:59 
 The salesman's riddle - Dulwich Estate
Er, your solicitor called .... Do we have any agreement on the final details of your will.
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 Sat 5 Apr 14 11:01 
 The salesman's riddle - Dulwich Estate
Or ... have we now got agreement about the type of rear bumber on your proposed new car.
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 Sat 5 Apr 14 11:24 
 The salesman's riddle - Robin O'Reliant
"Do you want the red matches or safety?"
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 Sat 5 Apr 14 12:44 
 The salesman's riddle - Crankcase
It was something along the lines of

"I wonder if there are some synergies around the endpoint in your virtualised estate?"

"Buh?"

"Sigh. What do you use at your endpoint?"

"What's that with the what now?"

(Speaking slowly for the hard of understanding) "Ok. I mean what anti virus are you running?"

"OH! Well why didn't you.... No thanks. Please do go away."



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