I don't know what you're doing, but stop it.... - -
How could you, my mrs is looking at me strangely as i try to stifle silly schoolboy sniggers, i'll probably be up half the night reading the rest of this...ta cue very much.
I don't know what you're doing, but stop it.... - -
The one that got me was
''Even when those preferences include facial tattoos and stretch pants constructed from sufficient material to shelter a small village. And their livestock.''