I went to local burger van of death today to get a sandwich...Lady behind counter is normally very pleasant but... its all getting a bit much for her....everyone thinks they are being original....
.... person in queue after me . ' Give us one of your horse burgers Sue ' elicited a weak smile..
30 seconds later another guy arrives smiles and says ' Where you getting your burgers these days Sue .. The Epsom Derby? ...even weaker smile from Sue...
A minute later next guy says 'Hello Sue .. I am so hungry I could eat a horse but just give me one of your burgers .....
Reply from Sue ...Just '**** off will you !!' to general bemusement of the last guy to arrive and the collapse in laughter of everyone else......
Last edited by: retpocileh on Tue 12 Feb 13 at 16:21
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