Non-motoring > If Santa Drove A Car Instead Of A Sleigh… Miscellaneous
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New Sat 15 Dec 12 07:00 
 If Santa Drove A Car Instead Of A Sleigh… - Pat
...If he drove, what would he drive?

Estate car or hatchback? Maybe an SUV or a 4×4? Left or right hand drive?

Would it cut down the time?

What voice would he have on his SatNav?

Is his SatNav up to date?

What fuel would he use?

How would he get across the seas? (Chitty Chitty Bang Bang?)

How fast would he have to go?

What about speed cameras? And eager policemen trying to get their arrest figures up (allegedly)?

Get your imagination going and let's have the car4play ultimate package for Santa:)

Pat
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New Sat 15 Dec 12 09:34 
 If Santa Drove A Car Instead Of A Sleigh… - Bromptonaut
The car's a Berlingo so an estate. I'll leave the rest to others.
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New Sat 15 Dec 12 10:00 
 If Santa Drove A Car Instead Of A Sleigh… - henry k
A faster and greater capacity car.
www.limobroker.co.uk/ferrari-limo.htm

or to hide in the dark
dhacar.blogspot.co.uk/2012/03/ferrari-limousine-review.html
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New Sat 15 Dec 12 10:06 
 If Santa Drove A Car Instead Of A Sleigh… - legacylad
AM Rapide...a gaggle of elves in the back. towing a new Ifor Williams.
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New Sat 15 Dec 12 10:09 
 If Santa Drove A Car Instead Of A Sleigh… - Zero
Pat drives him round in this

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogetBqMgau0
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New Sat 15 Dec 12 11:00 
 If Santa Drove A Car Instead Of A Sleigh… - Roger.
It's got to be a Hummer!
Last edited by: Roger on Sat 15 Dec 12 at 11:00
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New Sat 15 Dec 12 14:44 
 If Santa Drove A Car Instead Of A Sleigh… - Old Navy
Toyota Hilux Invincible 4X4. Tough, room for sacks of toys in the load bed and room for a couple of female helpers (elfesses ?) on the back seat.
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New Sat 15 Dec 12 14:49 
 If Santa Drove A Car Instead Of A Sleigh… - Ted

Suzuki Santa..na ?

Ted
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New Sat 15 Dec 12 14:58 
 If Santa Drove A Car Instead Of A Sleigh… - Armel Coussine
>> Suzuki Santa..na ?

Or more likely perhaps one of those Spanish-assembled Land Rover Defender (with cart suspension) estates, badged Santana. Unturbocharged diesel, very slow, noisy and harsh-riding. But plenty of cargo space.

DK if it's still made. Perhaps it's been improved since I did some miles in one in the Sahara as a passenger.
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New Sat 15 Dec 12 16:12 
 If Santa Drove A Car Instead Of A Sleigh… - Roger.
>> Toyota Hilux Invincible 4X4. Tough, room for sacks of toys in the load bed and
>> room for a couple of female helpers (elfesses ?) on the back seat.
Nah - "escorts"
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New Sun 16 Dec 12 18:16 
 If Santa Drove A Car Instead Of A Sleigh… - TheManWithNoName
Considering he lounges around in an all in one suit most of the year, he is probably a chav therefore his car will be a blinged Vauxhall Corsa, innit.
Last edited by: TheManWithNoName on Sun 16 Dec 12 at 18:17
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