How many different ring tones do you suppose he had?
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Probably set to vibrate...
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Maybe he was planning to talk through his - never mind.
The cheek. At least they go to the bottom of it.
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Is this a common occurrence, do the prisons confiscate piles of them?
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"Hey Chris - can I borrow your phone mate? Oh - er, no it's ok..."
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It was a hopeless phone,
the reception was $h1t3!
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You might be fairly annoyed if you had to get that out to answer it and it was "...an important message about your injury claim..."
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Bet his ar*e is ringing when they pulled it out.
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I can almost imagine a phone not being a great problem, but the 13A charger must require careful handling?
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Ewww!
It is the thought of what happens in prison that keeps me on the straight and narrow! :-)
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what SMS stand for again?
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Don't forget he concealed the phone and charger....!!
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The depths of depravity - how profound.
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"That's a b*m ringtone you've got there, mate".
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