Just thought I'd share this bit of self inflicted embarrasment with the the assembly. Today, I received a call from our PR agency to tell me they were about to send me over some images of an apparently well known ( not to me I'm afraid ) girl band who have recently been seen / photographed wearing some of our products.
As I'm at least twice as old as anyone who works for me I thought I'd prove how with it and up to speed I was by sending a circular email out announcing our good fortune. Y'see, if the right "slebs" are seen wearing your stuff it tends to sell like fun for a while after. Goodness knows why, but there it is.
Well, anyway, I proudly typed that we had recently been favoured in such a manner by Little Micks.
I'd thought they must be a sort of female Westlife...
Might be getting too old for this malarky !
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Clearly, they have eclectic tastes. Nowt to do with me that !
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I know them well, irish leprechaun band.
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I'm amazed that Primark give their sales directors Merc estates as company cars...;-)
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I have NOTHING to do with Primark !
Not now, not ever !
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Are those, er, shoes some of the Primark nippers are sporting anything to do with you Humph? Bit ornate what? What became of those solid St James's brogues, those properly welted all-leather only last 6 weeks in Lagos though Italian slip-ons?
I'd hate to embarass you Humph, but I really do think we should be told. After Jimmy Savile, surely you too haven't been living a double life?
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Stop with the Primark stuff !!!!
Pleeeeeeeese !!!
Not me !
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"Stop with the Primark stuff !!!!"
But.... wife and I often have a little game when we sit having a coffee in local city - "Spot the Primark bag". Tell you what, about 50% of the people walking past are carrying Primark bags (and often a couple). They must be doing something right - but what? I don't know - never set foot in Primark - don't even know what they sell.
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>> "Stop with the Primark stuff !!!!"
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I don't know - never set foot in Primark -
>> don't even know what they sell.
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We have a senior executive here ( just outed ) who can answer your query, Phil !
Ted
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Not out Ted, was never in !
Sheesh !!
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They sell "fast fashion" i.e. its in fashion today so people want it fast, but will be out of fashion in a few weeks which is a good job, as it probably wont last that long.
Its also very cheep, so I'm surprised that their execs can run around in LEC's.
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Aaaaaaaaaaargh !
They don't, as far as I know. In fact they might for all I know because I don't know anything about them !
Aaaaaaaaaargh !!
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>> Its also very cheep, so I'm surprised that their execs can run around in LEC's.
I delivered a brand new Range Rover to the CEO of their main competitor this morning.
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"We have a senior executive here ( just outed ) who can answer your query, Phil !"
So Humph, what do you sell at Primark???
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>> So Humph, what do you sell at Primark???
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From previous postings our mate might be responsible for the fine gentlemens footwear range.
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thou dost protest too much m'lord.
not bad socks mind..:-)
Last edited by: gordonbennet on Thu 22 Nov 12 at 22:28
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>> >> So Humph, what do you sell at Primark???
>> >> ;-)
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>> From previous postings our mate might be responsible for the fine gentlemens footwear range.
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Ahhh the Faux leather formal wear range the and fully synthetic casual range?
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh !!!!!!!!!
I do NOT work for Primark !
I do NOT supply Primark !
I have NO connections with Primark !
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh !!!!!!!
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"I do NOT work for Primark !
I do NOT supply Primark !
I have NO connections with Primark !"
Don't be so modest Humph.
I could do with a new pair of "gentleman's shoes". So would value a suggestion of which to buy from your Primark range.
You could PM me via the mods if you wish to keep your links to Primark just between the two of us.
P
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Oh for gawd's sake !
Little Mix, Little flipping Mix, that's what we're talking about here, not ruddy Primark !
For the last time, I have nothing to do with Primark !!!!!!!!!!!
Sheesh-erooney !
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>> Little Mix, Little flipping Mix, that's what we're talking about here
But Humph, weren't the little Micks something to do with Primark? Obviously the, er, shoes came from an altogether different and superior source. They outclassed the pyjamas and stuff comprehensively. So why all the wailing and gnashing of gnashers?
I really, really think we should be told.
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Maybe he just shops there?
You know how these Jocks love a bargain.
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I have never, and indeed, will never shop in...
Oh never mind...
Carry on, do your worst. I need a paracetemol...
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" paracetemol..."
Very cheap in one of your other customers places - 99p Shop.
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>> Very cheap in one of your other customers places - 99p Shop
32p in Wilkinsons :)
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19p for a box of about a dozen at one of Humper's outlets near here, Phil.
Top yourself for a couple of quid....bargain !
Ted
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Can you get shoes in Wilkinsons, Dave ? I know they do wellies...similar to Primark's, I think.
Ted
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Shouldn't you lot be in bed by now at your ages? Don't want to be nodding off during Countdown tomorrow now do you?
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Sorry, did I start something Humph? I didn't realise it was a secret.
Still, better than your last job at Matalan, surely?
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Humph, even I wouldn't stoop as low as to buy shoes from Primark..........
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But on a similar note, as some of you may know I work for a charity and run its shops.
Once I was in a shop with predominant aged volunteers and happened to see them bundling a load of Jeans into the rag bag.
Whats wrong with them I asked - oh, they are all faded and have rips on them!!
I had to explain thats the way G Star Raw made them..........
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I do NOT work for Primark !
I do NOT supply Primark !
I have NO connections with Primark !
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh !!!!!!! >>
Ok, Primarni then :)
Last edited by: Fullchat on Fri 23 Nov 12 at 17:47
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>> Ahhh the Faux leather formal wear range the and fully synthetic casual range?
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don't forget the elegant trainer range for the discerning sportsman, and the tartan slippers of a shade that compliments the quilted smoking jacket.
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LEAVE ME ALONE !!!!!!
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Rings bell: "Unclean, Unclean".
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Hung by one's own Primark so to speak ! :-)
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>> >> So Humph, what do you sell at Primark???
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>> From previous postings our mate might be responsible for the fine gentlemens footwear range.
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Come on people... leave Humph alone.
This i feel may be more his style.....
tinyurl.com/cmtcmbh
Last edited by: swiss tony on Fri 23 Nov 12 at 06:58
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Console yourself, Humph - I'm so ancient that I'd never heard of Little Mix, let alone Little Micks (which I think is a better name!) - it was only seeing Mark's link below that showed me the joke.
If you can't sell them sox, try something for their nex or bax, not to mention joxtraps....
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He looks like you Mark...
Only better dressed.....
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