Non-motoring > Head stuck in bin	Miscellaneous
Thread Author: Zero	Replies: 35

New Mon 1 Oct 12 18:05   Head stuck in bin - Zero

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-19783214 Reply to this message | Report message

New Mon 1 Oct 12 18:11   Head stuck in bin - Westpig

The first thing he said was: "It's bin a really bad day" Reply to this message | Report message

New Mon 1 Oct 12 18:11   Head stuck in bin - Westpig

Did he 'refuse' any help? Reply to this message | Report message

New Mon 1 Oct 12 18:13   Head stuck in bin - Westpig

His wife won't believe him, she'll ask where he's wheely bin Reply to this message | Report message

New Mon 1 Oct 12 18:15   Head stuck in bin - CGNorwich

Will his mates have a collection for him? Reply to this message | Report message

New Mon 1 Oct 12 18:14   Head stuck in bin - madf

He was an Aberdonian looking for a lost penny. Reply to this message | Report message

New Mon 1 Oct 12 18:12   Head stuck in bin - CGNorwich

That's rubbish. Reply to this message | Report message

New Mon 1 Oct 12 18:43   Head stuck in bin - Clk Sec

It used to be the stocks. Reply to this message | Report message

New Mon 1 Oct 12 18:44   Head stuck in bin - henry k

Just a tidy throw up ? Reply to this message | Report message

New Mon 1 Oct 12 18:44   Head stuck in bin - Zero

Looking for his fish supper. Reply to this message | Report message

New Mon 1 Oct 12 18:53   Head stuck in bin - PhilW

"Looking for his fish supper." Cod he not have found a better plaice? Bet he was hungry after whiting to be freed. Reply to this message | Report message

New Mon 1 Oct 12 18:59   Head stuck in bin - Manatee

Must have thought he's had his chips. Reply to this message | Report message

New Mon 1 Oct 12 19:00   Head stuck in bin - Clk Sec

Peas release me, let me go... Reply to this message | Report message

New Mon 1 Oct 12 19:08   Head stuck in bin - Runfer D'Hills

Bet he's glad the Fire Brigade got there before big camp Hamish passed by. Of course it may have been him who put him there. Reply to this message | Report message

New Mon 1 Oct 12 19:13   Head stuck in bin - PhilW

I see we are winkeling out the puns. I'm just a prawn in the game. And am floundering to find any more puns. No doubt eel think of some more you all say, but I'm carp at puns. Think I'll clam up. Reply to this message | Report message

New Mon 1 Oct 12 19:17   Head stuck in bin - Clk Sec

Don't rise to the bait. Reply to this message | Report message

New Mon 1 Oct 12 19:21   Head stuck in bin - Zero

He was just trawling for food, he'll net be back there again. Reply to this message | Report message

New Mon 1 Oct 12 19:49   Head stuck in bin - Roger.

Sounds like a load of Pollacks to me! Reply to this message | Report message

New Mon 1 Oct 12 19:57   Head stuck in bin - Manatee

Bet it 'smelt' a bit, 'parr' for a bin. Reply to this message | Report message

New Mon 1 Oct 12 20:06   Head stuck in bin - Roger.

I bet he couldn't rays a laugh about it. Reply to this message | Report message

New Mon 1 Oct 12 20:06   Head stuck in bin - Roger.

He did say that it was a right bass-tard of an experience. Reply to this message | Report message

New Mon 1 Oct 12 20:13   Head stuck in bin - Clk Sec

rays a laugh. That's giving your age away. Reply to this message | Report message

New Mon 1 Oct 12 20:52   Head stuck in bin - Roger.

No secret - 1935 vintage, me! Reply to this message | Report message

New Mon 1 Oct 12 20:54   Head stuck in bin - Roger.

This thread has spawned too many piscatorial references! Reply to this message | Report message

New Mon 1 Oct 12 21:05   Head stuck in bin - Bromptonaut

EDIT - My pun was recycled. Last edited by: Bromptonaut on Mon 1 Oct 12 at 21:06 Reply to this message | Report message

New Mon 1 Oct 12 21:37   Head stuck in bin - PhilW

"he'll net be back there again." Caviar emptor? Reply to this message | Report message

New Tue 2 Oct 12 07:48   Head stuck in bin - henry k

The reason was 'I was looking for my hat' Oh ye of little faith! www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-19790191 Reply to this message | Report message

New Tue 2 Oct 12 08:27   Head stuck in bin - Zero

One witness, who did not want to be named, said: "I walked around the corner and saw his walking stick on the ground and his bum sticking out and said 'that's Willie'. Real life is gag writers dream at times Reply to this message | Report message

New Tue 2 Oct 12 08:45   Head stuck in bin - Cliff Pope

"It is not yet known how the man got into the predicament, which happened on the city's Justice Street." I know we mustn't speculate as the case is obviously still the subject of judicial enquiries, and the man may be bringing legal proceedings against the council for careless siting of a bin exactly where he had a legal right to place his head, BUT I think we probably can imagine how he got into the predicament ? Reply to this message | Report message

New Tue 2 Oct 12 10:10   Head stuck in bin - Manatee

I've had a sheltered life. I can't imagine any reason at all for sticking your heid in a bin. Reply to this message | Report message

New Tue 2 Oct 12 10:26   Head stuck in bin - CGNorwich

I understand how, the question is why. Reply to this message | Report message

New Tue 2 Oct 12 10:39   Head stuck in bin - Cliff Pope

>> I understand how, the question is why. >> Looking for some food, a fag, a copy of the FT to check stock market prices ? Reply to this message | Report message

New Tue 2 Oct 12 10:53   Head stuck in bin - L'escargot

>> I've had a sheltered life. I can't imagine any reason at all for sticking your >> heid in a bin. >> You've obviously never been down on your uppers. Reply to this message | Report message

New Tue 2 Oct 12 10:52   Head stuck in bin - L'escargot

I assume he was down on his uppers and was looking for food. Reply to this message | Report message

New Tue 2 Oct 12 13:57   Head stuck in bin - CGNorwich

"Mr Middleton said he was trying to reach his bonnet which had accidentally dropped inside the bin with some rubbish when he realised he was stuck." www.scotsman.com/news/odd/bucket-heid-man-recalls-shocking-bin-ordeal-1-2556909 Reply to this message | Report message

New Wed 3 Oct 12 06:55   Head stuck in bin - swiss tony

www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/science-technology/man-discovers-bin-is-not-a-stargate-2-2012100143206 Reply to this message | Report message       1