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Thread Author: Falkirk Bairn Replies: 5

 Guaranteed smile (for our older members at least) - Falkirk Bairn
A group of men, all age 40 and lifelong friends discussed where they should meet the following week for lunch. Finally, it was agreed that they would meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the waitresses there were gorgeous, with tight skirts, perky breasts, great legs and nice bottoms.

Ten years later, at age 50, the friends once again discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally, it was agreed that they would meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the food and service was good and the wine selection was excellent.

Ten years later, at age 60, the friends again discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally, it was agreed that they would meet at the Ocean View restaurant because they could dine in peace and quiet and the restaurant had a beautiful view of the ocean.

Ten years later, at age 70, the friends met and discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally, it was agreed that they would meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the restaurant was wheelchair accessible, had clean toilets, and a lift.

Ten years later, at age 80, the friends met again and discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally, it was agreed that they would meet at the Ocean View restaurant because they had never been there before
 Guaranteed smile (for our older members at least) - MD
Classic.
 Guaranteed smile (for our older members at least) - Ian (Cape Town)
here's one:

A group of men, all age 40 and lifelong friends discussed where they should meet the following week for lunch. Finally, it was agreed that they would meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the waitresses there were gorgeous, with tight skirts, perky breasts, great legs and nice bottoms.

Ten years later, at age 50, the friends once again discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally, it was agreed that they would meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the food and service was good and the wine selection was excellent.

Ten years later, at age 60, the friends again discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally, it was agreed that they would meet at the Ocean View restaurant because they could dine in peace and quiet and the restaurant had a beautiful view of the ocean.

Ten years later, at age 70, the friends met and discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally, it was agreed that they would meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the restaurant was wheelchair accessible, had clean toilets, and a lift.

Ten years later, at age 80, the friends met again and discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally, it was agreed that they would meet at the Ocean View restaurant because they had never been there before
 Guaranteed smile (for our older members at least) - Dutchie
Tight skirts perky breast and nice legs.If I make it to 80 I will remember.>:)
 Guaranteed smile (for our older members at least) - Zero
>> here's one:
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>> A group of men,

Very good! thats a new one on me.
 Guaranteed smile (for our older members at least) - madf
"
Ten years later, at age 80, the friends met again and discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally, it was agreed that they would meet at the Ocean View restaurant because they had never been there before"

could be more aptly rewritten:

"Ten years later, the two remaining members of the Group had forgotten the names of all their friends who had predeceased them .. and their wives had a Party in an Old People's Home.
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